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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News still hasn’t explained how it mistook footage from a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Good Morning America” co-host Robin Roberts addressed on Monday’s show her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – During his rally in Phoenix, President Trump didn’t miss an opportunity to poke fun…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former NBA star Dennis Rodman said, “People don’t see … the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News says it is investigating one of its producers after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Good Morning America” co-anchor Amy Robach has apologized for using a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “GMA Weekend” lifestyle anchor Sara Haines is in talks to take…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News chief anchor George Stephanopoulos never disclosed to his network…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A Texas woman who said a burglar stole up to $1 million worth of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Good Morning America” co-anchor George Stephanopoulos is so frustrated with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Good Morning America” anchor Robin Roberts used a Facebook post to…

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