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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon drivers are forced to pee in bottles, break the speed limit and face…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Microsoft founder Bill Gates officially got the memo that he is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon said the company is reviewing their website algorithm after reports surfaced that certain…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s newest book, “Stronger Together,” has been met with critical reviews and slow…

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