ARISTOCRAT (a song by Blake Grantham) I have mansions in every state I never stand in line I never have to wait […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The rift between the President and Vice President has gotten bigger according to a White House source. Biden was […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – On Capitol Hill, daughter of President John F. Kennedy Caroline Kennedy, receives a standing ovation in front of an embarassed […]
BREAKING NEWS – The Weather Channel is now warning people nationwide to remain indoors because the heat wave has now turned deadly. Numerous reports from […]
DRINKIN’ UP A STORM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An interoffice memo from the President of the ACLU Susan Herman that has been leaked, sheds light on the […]
COMMENTARY: Bipartisan lynchings. This is what makes this country great!!!
I feel that people that lived in the eighteenth century on back were pretty disgusting. There was no deodorant, no toothpaste, and no mouthwash. I […]
COMMENTARY: If I could add a few hungry alligators beneath the trap door, and the insurance still didn’t exceed 25%, I’m all for it.
I have a friend of mine that’s an administrator at an institution for patients that are literally insane. He said lately he’s been “crazy” busy. […]
BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Today at the San Diego Zoo, a veterinarian said he will go back to drawing board after he failed […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The TSA announces that they will no longer use the scanners that projected naked images of people. Many of […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Chairman of the FTC (Federal Trade Commission) Jon Leibowitz, announces that Bank of America is now under investigation. […]
BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, and Michele Bachmann has shocked the republican party with their future plans. After it was discovered that they […]