THE PARLOUR OF TEMPTATION BY JACK VETTRIANO
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden proudly displays a book he recently completed. A member of his staff stated that he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Malagueta, Spain – Despite the objections from many doctors, Pedro Muriel as well as many other bullfighters without health insurance, are now […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In order to show diversity, Marvel Comics announces that the new Spiderman will be half black […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chatfield, Minnesota – The Secret Service and the police had to restrain some grammar school students from injuring President Obama, after their […]
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THE MISSING MAN BY JACK VETTRIANO
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BREAKING NEWS – Glasgow, Scotland – A New York Times journalist and photographer admitted that they made a mistake while they were in Europe. A retraction […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Ames, Iowa – Police negotiators stated that Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann were very professional and calm during the crisis after the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pueblo, Colorado – Pueblo District Attorney James Coursey state that the three siblings, Ryan, Dylan, and Lee Grace Dougherty a.k.a. “Bonnie and […]
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PRIVATE DANCER BY JACK VETTRIANO
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BREAKING NEWS- Hollywood, California – Twentieth Century Fox is now under fire after they bought the life story from Colton Harris-Moore a.k.a. the “Barefoot Bandit” […]
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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Because Minnesotans have the reputation of always being kind to each other no matter what the circumstances are, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the massive national debt, Congress has voted to downsize the United States to cut costs. Effective immediately, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Ames, Iowa – All of the GOP hopefuls stated that they regretted to having their debate on the popular game show, “Jeopardy”. […]
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HEARTBREAK HOTEL BY JACK VETTRIANO
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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Inmates in the Texas state prison where Warren Jeffs is being held, have all signed a petition demanding that […]
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ELEGY FOR A DEAD ADMIRAL BY JACK VETTRIANO
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you accidentally hit somebody’s car, and they’re not around, should you leave a bogus name or a bogus address on their windshield?
COMMENTARY: I say it depends on the year and make of the car. If it is an old raggedy jalopy, don’t leave anything. Mainly because, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was the class clown since I was in around the sixth grade. One class that I hated more than all the others was history, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Last week when my mother called me, we had a very bad connection before the call dropped. But I was really proud when she said […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that allows voters to demote elected officials if they feel they are doing a substandard job? (Examples: Demote a governor to a mayor, a president to a senator, a senator to a congressman, etc.)
COMMENTARY: I like this idea. Political problems all around the country will get solved in hours rather than years.
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THE WALTZERS BY JACK VETTRIANO
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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Senator John Kerry states that it is the Tea Party’s fault that the U.S. credit rating was downgraded. The […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Panmunjom, North Korea – A soldier is seen taking a picture of an American, to prove to his friends and family that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Because of the current state of the U.S. economy, President Obama is seen trying to borrow five dollars from […]
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THE BILLY BOYS BY JACK VETTRIANO
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Former professional baseball player Sammy Sosa said he is still trying to deal with the shock of his face […]
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ALONG CAME A SPIDER BY JACK VETTRIANO
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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Many women in the compound that was once controlled by Warren Jeffs, state that they are very concerned […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tina Brown the editor of Newsweek, defends her magazine by stating that the unflattering picture of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Balearic Island of Menorca – During the San Juan festival in the town of Ciutadella, several people were hospitalized with broken arms […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden issues a public apology, stating that when he made a previous comment, he didn’t really […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Warren Jeffs’ attorneys state that it will be a cruel irony when their client is sent to prison […]
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AN IMPERFECT PAST BY JACK VETTRIANO
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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Due the present state of the economy and in an attempt to cut costs, the San Diego Zoo […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hong Kong, China – Cameroon’s First Lady Chantal Biya, stated that in hindsight, she regretted going to a beautician recommended by “Snooki” from […]
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THE SINGING BUTLER BY JACK VETTRIANO
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, slowly turns and nervously looks over his shoulder at the two men from the Secret […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Standard & Poor’s lowers the U.S. credit rating from AAA to AA. S & P stated […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The British Police Chief apologizes for what he called an honest and understandable mistake. Earlier in the day at […]
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DANCE ME TO THE END OF LOVE BY JACK VETTRIANO
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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Warren Jeffs’ attorney Tara Isaacs, stated that he was deeply disappointed after she had his question researched. She […]
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Please pray for the families of the 12 members of SEAL Team 6, that lost their lives yesterday in a helicopter crash.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The Bengal Tiger is one of the most ferocious animals in the wild. It has no natural enemies and it can weigh up to 500 […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you have certain standards in regards to dating?
COMMENTARY: Mine is, I have very little respect for any woman who is willing to lower her standards to the point that she doesn’t mind […]
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Store up your treasures in heaven. They’re more secure there, and you don’t have to declare them on your taxes. (This is a loose translation of […]
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THE HEAT WAVE
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I’ve always had problems remembering things. The worst example was when the last time I was in Chicago and I went to a grocery store […]