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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I were recently matched with a child in an adoption. I’m not experienced with children,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Before I purchase a computer, I always do some research on it to ensure that I am very familiar with…

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No one knows the future… except God.No one knows the future… accept Jesus.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My siblings and I have always enjoyed spending quality time together, and every eight to 10 weeks or…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor knows that I retired from the USPS. He was living in the same house for ten…

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AN ICE COLD STREAM IN VERMONT

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Chris Cuomo was quick to defend climate activist Greta…

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BREAKING NEWS – Natick, Massachusetts – Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in a parking lot. A…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot says she plans to endorse a Democratic candidate for president…

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EARLY A.M. IN JANUARY

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BREAKING NEWS – Harlem, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., said that “no one ever makes a billion dollars….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Adam Schiff has drawn criticism, however, for later making the head-turning argument that Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – There appears to be no love lost between Greta Thunberg and…

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SOMEWHERE IN EUROPE

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BREAKING NEWS – Mount Pleasant, Iowa – Former South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg elicited a moment of awkward silence…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., pushed back on former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s claim…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mayor Eric Garcetti is flying to Washington, D.C., to meet with Ben Carson,…

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A LANTERN IN A FOREST

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BREAKING NEWS – Danilevichy, Belarus – Villagers celebrate Kalyady, an ancient pagan holiday originally celebrated during the winter solstice. They…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic frontrunner, accepted challenger Sen. Bernie Sanders’ apology late Monday…

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