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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A spokesman for Secretary of State John Kerry finally explain why he recently did interviews over a weekend at ABC, CBS and NBC, but refused to appear on “Fox News Sunday,”. He said that it had nothing to do with the conservative leaning network’s potential tough questions, but “because of their reputation for having really attractive female journalists, that it will magnify how physically unappealing the Secretary of State is.”