BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – After tens of millions of dollars poured into the feverish Iowa campaign, it came down to roughly a half-dozen coin tosses: And Hillary Clinton had luck on her side. The former secretary of state declared victory overnight in the contest against Bernie Sanders, and the party – without officially declaring her the winner — showed Clinton had an insurmountable lead over the Vermont senator. But several reports emerged that in the closest precincts, stray local delegates were decided in a simple coin toss. According to the Des Moines Register, local reports showed unassigned delegates were decided with a coin toss in as many as six precincts – and Clinton won every time. But now a voting fraud federal investigation has been launched, after an informant told the FBI that Clinton’s campaign supplied the people tossing the coins with “two-headed quarters”.
