BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – According to a source from Hillary Clinton’s campaign, she was genuinely upset after her performance in the second debate against GOP nominee Donald Trump. She was quoted as saying, “In the third debate, I’ll allege that Trump is a bigot toward a certain common occupation of African-American males, because the way he mopped up the floor with me, suggests that he is hostile toward janitors!” The source also said that Clinton is extremely angry with the moderators for asking her as many tough questions as they did Trump, and she was overheard yelling that Martha Raddatz is “anti-woman”, and Anderson Cooper is “homophobic”.
