BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump officially wins the Electoral College as only a handful of voters go rogue. In the end, however, more Democrats than Republicans went rogue, underscoring deep divisions within their party. Five Democratic electors voted for someone other than Hillary Clinton, while two Republicans turned their backs on Trump. With nearly all votes counted, Trump had clinched 304 electoral votes to Clinton’s 227, thus Trump lost two and Clinton lost five. Nancy Pelosi praised the two republicans that rejected Trump for being “guided by their conscience”, and she called the five democrats that didn’t vote for Clinton as “disgusting traitors that should be horse-whipped and run out of town.”