BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The last known Nazi collaborator living in the United States — a 95-year-old former camp guard who played an “indispensable role” in the murders of thousands of Jews – has been deported to Germany from his New York City home, the White House announced. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents implemented a 2004 deportation order against Jakiw Palij, who immigrated to the United States in 1949 and became a citizen in 1957 after concealing his Nazi background, the statement read. Many people cheered the deportation, but Maxine Waters was outraged. “He has been living here since 1957, and Trump finally is kicking him out?” she angrily asked. “What took him so long? He lived in the same city with Trump for 61 years, and our so-called president did nothing during that time period, so that makes him a Nazi sympathizer!” A reporter then asked Waters why didn’t Obama deport Palij during his two terms? Waters immediately fired back. “How dare you link this to an African-American! That’s the most racist question I have ever heard in my life! And the reason why President Obama did nothing, is because Donald Trump didn’t tell him about his German buddy that he was probably hiding in one of his hotels, you irrational journalistic bigot! Impeach 45!”