BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Joe Biden faced mockery for claiming that Russia wouldn’t dare “undo” elections on his watch during an interview on CNN. “While Putin’s trying to undo our elections, he’s actually undoing elections in, in Europe,” Biden elaborated. “Look at what’s happening in Hungary… look at what’s happening! You think that would happen on my watch? You can’t answer that, but I promise you it wouldn’t have. And it didn’t.”

“But it did happen on your watch,” CNN anchor Chris Cuomo responded.

“You’re wrong! It happened on Obama’s watch, not mine. He grew up in Chicago, so he was used to people breaking into stuff, so it really didn’t bother him. I on the other hand was not raised among crooks. I grew up in Scranton, Pennsylvania and Claymont, Delaware where we respected other people’s property. I still think President Obama was a great president, but because our life experiences, we each had a different view regarding criminals.”