BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Elizabeth Warren is planning to stay in the Democratic primary through the end of the month, despite poor performances in the first four contests. The Massachusetts senator has failed to come in the top three in any of the four contests that opened the primary and has just eight delegates, significantly behind Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders with 58 and former Vice President Joe Biden with 50. Despite the slow start, a memo sent out on Sunday from Warren’s campaign stated that she plans to stay in through the end of March. “Soon, I plan on going after Joe Biden and and Bernie Sanders, the same way I went after Michael Bloomberg in the last two debates,” stated Warren. “I’ll use my exact same motivation to attack them which was concentrate intensely on my ancestry, and then convince myself that both men are General Custer.”