BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden lashed out at Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy for attempting to press him on inflation.

“The only reason I don’t like doing is this because you never report on why it’s called a meeting because you never report on why I’ve called a meeting, and this is important” Biden said. “I had a very, very, very good meeting, totally unanimity with all the European leaders will talk about it later. Thank you.”

“Will you take questions on inflation then?” Doocy then asked. “Do you think inflation will be a political liability ahead of the midterms?”

“That’s a great asset, more inflation. What a stupid son of a b—-,” Biden said to his cabinet. “I want one of you to follow him outside, and offer him the same deal I have with journalists at MSNBC and CNN which is, not to criticize me on anything, and blame my long list of failures on republicans or Donald Trump.”