BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Embattled CNN boss Jeff Zucker walked away from the liberal network after failing to disclose a “consensual relationship” with a CNN staffer.
“As part of the investigation into Chris Cuomo’s tenure at CNN, I was asked about a consensual relationship with my closest colleague, someone I have worked with for more than 20 years. I acknowledged the relationship evolved in recent years. I was required to disclose it when it began but I didn’t. I was wrong. As a result, I am resigning today,” Zucker wrote in a memo to staffers shared by CNN’s Brian Stelter.
And according to an unnamed source at CNN, Zucker said his exposure was caused by him being doubled crossed by the “two Cuomo whores”, and “this would never happen to Brian Stelter because no woman alive is physically attracted to Mr. Potato Head.”