COMMENTARY: It would be even worst if the unborn child also found a way to barricade themselves in.
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Weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning. Psalm 30:5
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My life is so screwed up. Yesterday, I had my palm read, and they found a typo. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I hate delays, especially if it’s my fault. I planned on putting my father in a nursing home two weeks ago, but it’s taking me […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Is it possible to have a romantic evening in front of a fireplace, if you’re in hell?
COMMENTARY: If they had a dating service down there, it will probably be called “Matches.com”. (What did you expect? The question itself was idiotic).
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THE EARLY INFLUENCE OF CLASSICAL MUSIC
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BREAKING NEWS – Bangkok, Thailand – In an attempt to decrease the divorce rate, the government is now offering courses on the proper way to […]
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THE SHADOW GANG
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC finally comes clean regarding them refusing to air any speeches given by blacks at the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – After Clint Eastwood speaks at the RNC convention, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder issues an arrest warrant for the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The world’s shortest woman has met the world’s shortest man. Jyothi Amge, 18, of Nagpur, India, recently met Chandra […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tongling, China – The Chinese Army is stating that they recently successfully conducted a breakthrough experiment. After feeding two recruits a steady […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa Bay, Florida – Paul Ryan is seen pointing at Vice President Joe Biden backstage, after he somehow snuck into the RNC […]
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An engine driver’s view from a bullet train in Japan.
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BREAKING NEWS – Mesquite, Texas – The Mesquite Pee Wee Football Association rules that 6-foot-1-inch Elijah Earnheart, that weighs nearly 300 pounds, is not eligible […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – The Republican National Committee state that they plan on proving that President Obama has had a lifelong entitlement mentality. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan is now being questioned regarding the theft of $100,000.00 worth of watches, sunglasses, and monogrammed Tiffany […]
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[On being asked if he ever hoped to go back into space at age 71] “If they […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is visibly angry, as she turns down President Obama’s suggestion that she replace Vice […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – “Snooki” of MTV’s Jersey Shore, gives birth to a baby boy. During the initial examination of the newborn, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Monroe, Georgia – Besse Cooper celebrates her 116th birthday, and according to the Guinness Book of World Records she’s the oldest person […]
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“A picture […]
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“Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of man’s […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa Bay, Florida – Without giving a reason, Vice President Joe Biden abruptly leaves Florida, right before the RNC convention. According to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – While being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, Rihanna states that she still loves Chris Brown and always will, even though […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Jose, California – A U.S. jury awards Apple over a billion dollars in a lawsuit against Samsung Electronics. After the verdict, […]
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Early in the morning, Jesus stood on the shore, but the disciples did not realize that it was Jesus. He called out to them, “Friends, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
On my quest to prove the existence of Noah’s Ark, I went to Mount Ararat in Turkey. This is where, according to the bible, the ark […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Ladies, how would you feel, if while getting an ultrasound, you saw your unborn child flashing gang signs?
COMMENTARY: What would even be more disturbing, is while in the womb, the baby is seen holding some stolen merchandise. What the…
Wacky Weekend Questions – How would you feel if while boarding a plane, you overheard the pilot say to a stewardess, that he smokes marijuana to calm his nerves during in flight turbulence?
COMMENTARY: If I also saw a crack pipe sticking out of his shirt pocket, I’d probably switch airlines (unless I had a window seat).
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After conducting an extensive three year investigation, I have concluded that the number one cause for forest fires, is flames. And number two, is trees. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Beer enthusiasts are demanding that President Obama reveal the ingredients to the White House secret brew. A source close […]
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Spectacular closing moments for the 2012 Olympics.
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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Former Cy Young winner Roger Clemens’ return to baseball, has now motivated other athletes to come out of retirement. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The efficiency of the Voter Participation Center has come into question, after it was discovered that they sent out […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Oulu, Finland – US air guitar champion Matt Burns and air guitar world champion 2011, Aline Westpha of Germany are both seen […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cape Canaveral, Florida – NASA announces that they have concluded their investigation of two unnamed astronauts that were fighting over a parking […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A federal court denies U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder an injunction against Toys “R” Us, to stop them from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Comedienne Rosie O’Donnell publicly announces that she recently had a heart attack. A source from the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, has been voted the ugliest female to ever walk the halls of the White […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed on CNN by Piers Morgan, Spike Lee states that white people in America […]
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SVETLANA ROMASHINA AND NATALIA ISHCHENKO – RUSSIA’S SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is urging all blacks to cast their ballot for President Obama. He promised that if […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Guatemala City, Guatemala – Police in Guatemala continue to search cars that may be carrying anything illegal. A clown that was stopped […]
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JAMAICA’S USAIN BOLT – THE FASTEST MAN ON LAND
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Rumors continue to grow that Fox News political contributor Tamara Holder, had an affair with civil rights activist Jesse […]