COMMENTARY: It would only bother me if he sprinkled some seasoning on my hand after he shook it.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was talking to my neighbor the other day who is a very successful businessman, and he told me when he was growing up, things […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you could go back into time and you were a multi-millionaire in the early 1900’s, who would you give an all expense paid trip from England to the United States on the maiden voyage of the Titanic?
COMMENTARY: This is an easy one for me. It would be this lady that dumped me last year. But just as an extra precaution, I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you accidentally hit somebody’s car, and they’re not around, should you leave a bogus name or a bogus address on their windshield?
COMMENTARY: I say it depends on the year and make of the car. If it is an old raggedy jalopy, don’t leave anything. Mainly because, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was the class clown since I was in around the sixth grade. One class that I hated more than all the others was history, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Last week when my mother called me, we had a very bad connection before the call dropped. But I was really proud when she said […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that allows voters to demote elected officials if they feel they are doing a substandard job? (Examples: Demote a governor to a mayor, a president to a senator, a senator to a congressman, etc.)
COMMENTARY: I like this idea. Political problems all around the country will get solved in hours rather than years.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The Bengal Tiger is one of the most ferocious animals in the wild. It has no natural enemies and it can weigh up to 500 […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you have certain standards in regards to dating?
COMMENTARY: Mine is, I have very little respect for any woman who is willing to lower her standards to the point that she doesn’t mind […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I’ve always had problems remembering things. The worst example was when the last time I was in Chicago and I went to a grocery store […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What are you doing during this tough economic time to save money?
COMMENTARY: I now only rob convenience stores that are in my neighborhood. Even though I know it’s a possibility I might get recognized, it’s important […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
DAYS TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED, EVEN THOUGH THEY AREN’T LEGAL HOLIDAYS March 2nd is “Nosey Neighbor Appreciation Day”. This is the day people should express gratitude […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think God was doing before he created humans?
COMMENTARY: I think He was probably creating a special place in hell for people that ask such idiotic questions (excluding me… I hope).
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think going to college is overrated?
COMMENTARY: I say, absolutely! It’s cheaper to be stupid. I know I saved my parents a lot of money. (I probably shouldn’t be bragging about […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was in a support group for the first time in my life, filled with people like me, trying to deal with our fear of […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a federal law that goes into effect immediately, that would allow citizens from each state to hang one congressman or senator weekly from each party, until a budget is finally passed?
COMMENTARY: Bipartisan lynchings. This is what makes this country great!!!
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I feel that people that lived in the eighteenth century on back were pretty disgusting. There was no deodorant, no toothpaste, and no mouthwash. I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you mind if your homeowners insurance went up 25%, if you were allowed to install a trap door under your welcome mat as a way to deal with uninvited guests?
COMMENTARY: If I could add a few hungry alligators beneath the trap door, and the insurance still didn’t exceed 25%, I’m all for it.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that’s an administrator at an institution for patients that are literally insane. He said lately he’s been “crazy” busy. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine who is thinking about becoming a Christian, told me that he was addicted to nicotine and couldn’t quit. He asked me […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Ladies, during a catfight, are there some unwritten rules on the proper and respectful way to yank out the opposition’s hair extensions?
COMMENTARY: I knew of one lady who told the lady she’s was fighting that she felt awful about yanking out her extensions. However, her statement […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockleshells, Plus marijuana as long as the police don’t know The thought […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – With all the zaininess involved in courtships, what was your most memorable date?
COMMENTARY: I went out on a blind date with this woman that went on and on about how woman are equal to men in every […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
According to the bible, specifically Revelation 21:21, the streets of heaven will be made of gold. Which means the streets of hell is likely to […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – In the 1960’s on back, teachers were allowed to initiate corporal punishment on students with rulers and paddles. Would you consider again giving teachers this authority, but now allowing them to use rubber hoses and baseball bats on some of these young punks?
COMMENTARY: If it improved their grade point average, I don’t have a problem with broken bones and fractured skulls.
Wacky Weekend Questions – Between Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles, which city do you think has the biggest rats?
COMMENTARY: Keep in mind the question refers to rodents only, and not politicians.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I know each generation has its own fashion statement, but I don’t get this “sagging pants” fad for young men. I could use a lot […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Before Captain Hook lost his hand and co-starred in “Peter Pan”, he worked in a pet store. The following were his exact words moments before […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What’s the difference between downloading and uploading?
COMMENTARY: When you download something, you’re sitting at your computer, and when you upload something, you’re standing in front of your computer. Also when you […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What’s the big deal with “internal bleeding?”
COMMENTARY: If it’s not leaking anywhere and remains in the body, why is this considered to be a problem? This is just another example of […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I finally went to Pamplona, Spain to finally participate in the Running of the Bulls. I was nervous and excited at the same time, but when […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – For sports fans, during the NFL season, should Christians only root for the Saints? If yes, what do you think of college basketball fans that root the Duke Blue Demons?
COMMENTARY: Being from Chicago, I have prayed for years for the Cubs to win the World Series. I’m assuming God doesn’t follow baseball.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I heard that for the people that go to hell, no matter how hot it gets, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
If at first you don’t succeed… don’t ever try skydiving.
Wacky Weekend Questions – If the state and federal government permitted it once a year, who would you like to strangle?
COMMENTARY: If that were to ever happen, my former mother-in-law better have a dead bolt lock on her front door.
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you have a former close friend that you would love to see in the middle of the ocean on a cheap raft?
COMMENTARY: If no, would you change your mind if the bottom of the raft had some insulting comments about sharks, that was written in blood?
Life through Blake’s eyes…
According to the bible (in which I believe and embrace) when the rapture takes place, all believers will join Jesus in the clouds. What will […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – During an election year, if a person cannot answer basic political questions, should they be banned from the booth because are simply too stupid to vote?
COMMENTARY: I wonder which party would complain the most if such a law was passed. (To be honest, I think I know which one would).
Life through Blake’s eyes…
“Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater, Had a wife and couldn’t keep her. He put her in a pumpkin shell and because that’s illegal he was thrown in […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Between the beautiful beachfront homes on the east coast and the west coast, which owners are typically the most arrogant?
COMMENTARY: The west coast owners are some of the most arrogant people in the world, second only to the residents in France. The east coast […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I used to drive my mother crazy when I was growing up. One day when I was around seven or eight, she got so angry […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What exactly is a C-section?
COMMENTARY: I overheard a couple women stating that they had one. I believe if they would have studied harder, they could have gotten an A-section […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
What used to be considered “tough love” in my youth, today would likely be labeled as child abuse. To make my point, when I was […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Is it ok to lie on your taxes, if you plan on spending the refund to stimulate the economy?
COMMENTARY: I personally believe that cheating the government (state and federal) is the responsibility of every decent American in this country. We need to do […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I took a nap in a boat I had rented when I was in the Bahamas, trying to temporarily escape the city life. I slept […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
During my lifetime, I’ve been at in a lot of cemeteries. By far, the funniest headstone I ever saw, read: “I TOLD YOU I WAS […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Before considering re-marrying an ex, how much whiskey would you first have to drink?
COMMENTARY: For me whiskey no. Cyanide yes.
Wacky Weekend Questions – Is there a certain food that you won’t eat under any conditions?
COMMENTARY: For me when growing up, it used to be fried liver. Gross!!! Who needs all that grease! But since then, I’ve changed my mind. […]