I’ve never believed in psychics or palm readers because I think they are a bunch of con artists. But when I was growing up, I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Suppose you found out that your wealthy grandparents (with whom you always had a very good relationship), decided that they were planning on leaving you nothing in their will. Would you (out of curiosity) ask them the reason for their decision, or wait until there were no witnesses around and then rough’em up?
COMMENTARY: I’d never “rough’em” up (even though I’d be tempted). I think I would probably find their dentures when they went to bed at night, and then […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
While gardening in his backyard, a New Orleans resident discovered a bone from a very large animal. Later that day it was identified as part […]
Wacky Weekend Questions
What was the craziest thing you’ve done or fantasized about doing to someone that dumped you? COMMENTARY: I feel that if you get dumped unexpectedly, […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you donate your organs at the time of your death, if you knew that if both of you went to heaven, the person(s) whom you donated your organs, have the option of selling your organs back to you at a modest profit plus administrative costs?
COMMENTARY: Red Cross and Blue Shield have not responded to my numerous emails regarding this question. My pastor told me, that to his knowledge, there […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was really impressed by the unique ability of a snake charmer when I travelled to India. After listening to him play the same song for […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
An extremely attractive lady caught my attention when I was on the beach in February in Miami a few years ago. She had blonde hair, […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If a person is convicted of robbing a senior citizen with the use of a gun, should the defendant be given the option of either serving the maximum amount of time allowed by law, or getting pistol whipped by their victims?
COMMENTARY: I think this is a very good law that our elected officials should consider. However to prevent abuses, the pistol whipping must be stopped […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My advice to managers/supervisors: Based on the fact, that most companies unfortunately have people that work hard to avoid doing work, if you have a complicated problem and […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you found out that either your parents, children, or siblings were wanted by the police, (with a big reward) where would you later go for your shopping spree? (You could also use any expired coupons).
COMMENTARY: I personally would not like to see any of my relatives in jail. Prison would be more appropriate.
Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the stupidest thing you’ve said or done to the first person you had a crush on?
COMMENTARY: When I was around 7 years old, I had a crush on our next door neighbor. I found out one morning she was going to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My ex-wife has always been quiet and shy, and often expressed herself with greeting cards. The last card she gave me while we were married […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If the United States reinstituted public executions (in stadiums) as they did over a hundred years ago, would you attend them if the price of season tickets were very reasonable? If no, what if they also had top notch halftime shows?
COMMENTARY: I left several messages at ESPN on this subject. To date, they still haven’t responded to any of my calls.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I awoke from a short nap on Valentine’s Day a few years ago, I noticed outside my window around ten cupids. As they were […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Should single women with no children, date only men with that have no children?
COMMENTARY: I totally believe that women with no children should only date men with no children. This gives them more quality time together. Time to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Bullet Trains in Japan, transport commuters from city to city at more than 200 miles per hour. Chicago has bullet trains too. They’re not called […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I was in Washington, D. C., I went to see the United States Marine Corp Memorial to see the statue of the six Marines […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you believe that the Attorney General of Indiana should fine Notre Dame, if they regularly discriminate against people with hunchbacks?
COMMENTARY: For the record, I never really liked that school.
Wacky Weekend Questions – Who in your lifetime has had the worst smelling feet?
COMMENTARY: When I was in the Air Force, I had a roommate’s feet that smelled like he regularly soaked them in buttermilk. On the upside, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
No matter who you are, if you get to heaven, you will see at least one person that is genuinely shocked that you made it […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was recently pulled over by a cop when I was driving around town, and he told me that he had been following me for almost […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How did your parents feel about your first date(s)?
COMMENTARY: The first lady I ever dated, my mother didn’t like her. The second one I dated, she didn’t like that one either. The third […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
While growing up, we were very poor. My parents didn’t want people to know how bad off we were, so before me my siblings and I went to […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – After attending a very high class social function one evening; if you woke up the next morning (with a hangover), half dressed in a run down motel in a shoddy neighborhood, would you feel obligated to have breakfast with the sleazy person laying next to you that you don’t remember meeting, after you “nervously” went to the free clinic next door (before hitchhiking home)?
COMMENTARY: As I understand it, a balanced breakfast is always a good way to start the day.
Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00, would you hold your bladder for 24 hours?
COMMENTARY: And during that time you had to listen nonstop to a cd that played a serene waterfall.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My father really knew the value of money. I know for a fact, that he has the first dollar he ever made. (And the […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Suppose you had some medical training, and a financially irresponsible roommate. If you were sure you could get away with it (because they were a sound sleeper and would never find out) would you drain a pint of blood from them once a month, and sell it to cover their fair share of living expenses?
COMMENTARY: I feel this is fair and reasonable. And at the time of the termination of the lease, if they were the cause of me losing […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Within our solar system, Saturn is considered to be the most beautiful of the planets because of its visually spectacular nine rings. For centuries, the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was down on one knee holding a long-stemmed rose when I proposed to the woman that meant the world to me. After I stood […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you stay in a haunted house all night, if you knew that in the morning you would be given your dream home? What if at around midnight you started growing fangs and a tail?
COMMENTARY: I would probably still stay all night, and pray that I didn’t get fleas.
Wacky Weekend Questions – Women, what’s your opinion of stay-at-home dads?
COMMENTARY: I’m not talking about the sizeable group of you who have husbands or boyfriends that are under house arrest.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Like many kids, when I was around eight years I hated taking baths. One day, my mother got so frustrated with me, that she decided […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
According to Genesis 1:21 (in which I believe), the strange looking hammerhead sharks, as well as all sea creatures were created by God on the […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think people that complain about secondhand smoke, but shop at garage sales, are hypocrites?
COMMENTARY: To me, the double standards are obvious. (In my strange world, my conclusions always make perfect sense).
Life through Blake’s eyes…
“Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry When the girls came out to play” Georgie Porgie’s house was being picketed […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think should be done about the pathetic educational system in this country?
For me it’s simple, we should IMMEDIATELY close down all grammar schools and high schools and stop wasting the taxpayers money. The classes being offered […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I held my hands next to a lantern as I sat alone in a tent high in the Himalayas. The elevation where I camped was […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What are your New Year’s Resolutions?
COMMENTARY: Mine is to finally achieve my life long dream of becoming a supervisor at Woolworth’s or Montgomery Wards. (As usual, my sanity and standards are […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After my last visit with my mother, she told me she’s sick and tired of me complaining about my back pains every morning when I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Is there anyone who consistently gives you pathetic Christmas gifts, that has had you fantasizing about bouncing it off of the back of their head (with considerable velocity)?
COMMENTARY: In my mind, I’ve fractured several skulls.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I told my mother before I came home for Christmas, that I wanted a bike so I can start exercising again. She told me she […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the quickest you ever got rid of a Christmas gift that a family member or relative gave you?
COMMENTARY: I’ve gotten several gifts from notoriously bad shoppers/relatives that I no longer open. Once I receive them, I usually drop them off at either […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you push someone down a flight of stairs if they were in your way and you were in a hurry to buy an item that finally went sale that you’ve been wanting on for months? If no, suppose the sale for the item was 50% off? If still no, what if it was a 2 for 1 sale?
COMMENTARY: I think smart shoppers will conclude, that being charged with an assault or possibly manslaughter for pushing someone down a flight of stairs is […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I can still remember the first girl I was ever attracted to. It happened one winter in Chicago when I was still in grammar […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
On Christmas Eve, when I was in the fifth grade and my little brother was in the first, I told him that Santa Claus would […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Under the assumption that she doesn’t have arthritis and is still alive, would you be concerned if your grandmother regularly flashed gang signs?
COMMENTARY: I wouldn’t be surprised if my grandmother did that. She’s in her mid 90’s and she’s been arrested and kick out of several […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A few days ago when I was at home, I heard singing from outside. I looked out my window and saw some kids caroling that […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the strangest thing one of your parents used to whip you when you were young?
COMMENTARY: My mother was really mad at me one time and could find a belt. So she grabbed my little brother by the ankles […]