“Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon; the little dog laughed to see such sport,” but his laughter […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What physical quality about the opposite sex really turns you off?
COMMENTARY: For me, it’s excessive armpit hair. However, I don’t mind it if she’s from the German Women’s Olympic Track & Field Team. I think […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In hindsight, what I did a few says ago was not a very good idea. I was bored and felt like getting out. So I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Who do you want near you, the moment you die?
COMMENTARY: Probably my son, a couple of my close friends, and a representative from each of the credit card companies I owe money to. (Knowing […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was at McCarran Airport in Las Vegas, sitting down and relaxing waiting for my plane to arrive at the terminal. I then noticed outside […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Considering the pathetic choices we’ll have when we vote in November, do you think voting booths should have barf bags?
COMMENTARY: For the counties and state that can’t afford to buy them, a Wal-Mart plastic bag and some breath mints will be ok. Just the […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you end up going to heaven, what question would you ask God first?
COMMENTARY: I would ask him why He created flies. It seems to me that their only purpose is to feed frogs, and to hover around […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I will never go on another blind date. Never! Yesterday I went out with this really attractive woman, that I was told would light up […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What public figure(s) do you think have a very irritating voice?
COMMENTARY: Gayle King, Nancy Pelosi, Richard Simmons, and Eric Holder. If I hear any of them speak for more than five minutes, I feel like […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My neighbor was so happy knowing the joy her 6 year old daughter had with her Easy Bake Oven. But her happiness turned into shock, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I was in Chicago a couple of days ago, I gave a woman who was hitchhiking a ride. We hit it off almost immediately […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Are you financially better off today than you were a year from now?
COMMENTARY: I know that question doesn’t make any sense. But if you think that question was weird, wait until you hear the question that I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How do you think the economy will be affected if divorces were permanently banned?
COMMENTARY: If people weren’t allowed to get a divorce, the sale of guns and poisons would sky rocket. And the amount of clients would rise […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Once again I got snubbed by the uppity arrogant Olympic Committee. For seven years I have submitted a new idea for a track and field […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I finally woke up after a wild New Year’s Eve party, I realized that my friends crossed a line with a joke they played […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What are your plans for 2012 regarding your loved ones?
COMMENTARY: I would definitely like to spend more quality time “away” from them.
Wacky Weekend Questions – How many sleeping pills should be put in the eggnog of the usual idiot that ruins a New Year’s Eve party?
COMMENTARY: The amount depends on how long you want them to sleep, until the party’s over, or until Valentine’s Day (in a mild coma).
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When the mythical character the Pied Piper played his flute, the mice followed him and left the town called Hamlin. If he tried to do […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you feel it is a form of ingratitude, if a recipient of a Christmas gift gets angry when they discover that the merchandise was stolen?
COMMENTARY: I say, enjoy Christmas Day with loved ones, and avoid whining about police matters.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was in a hotel lobby yesterday, listening to hundreds of professional chess players bragging about how good they were, right before their annual Christmas […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it’s improper to post on youtube, something idiotic that a drunken co-worker did at a Christmas office party?
COMMENTARY: I think it’s inappropriate to post it during the holiday season. But as of January 2nd, it’s ok to make it public unless the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
WHAT THE INSPIRATION WAS FOR 4 CHRISTMAS SONGS, AND THEIR ORIGINAL TITLES 1. One song was inspired and written on a ranch in Wyoming. Late […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Last year, a neighbor of mine that’s a devout Muslim decided to shares his faith with me, in the hopes that I would convert to […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – In major cities throughout America, do you think the basics of how to form a gang should be taught in public schools as an accredited course?
COMMENTARY: Even though I concede that organized crime is wrong and illegal, it can still show our youngsters the fundamentals on how to run a […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How often should a person bathe or shower?
COMMENTARY: I think personal hygiene is extremely overrated. I only bathe the first Saturday of every month. In my opinion, that’s more than enough. I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I used to go to buffets regularly, however presently there seems to be some citywide ban against me. I thought “all you can eat” means […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Because I have been diagnosed as being schizophrenic, should I buy any of my multiple personalities a Christmas gift?
COMMENTARY: I suppose if I did buy myself something, I would wrap it with my eyes closed. That way I would be surprised when I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was telling a non- Christian friend of mine, that according to John 14:2, Jesus said in his Father’s house there are many rooms, and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Yesterday, I accidentally cut myself really bad, but instead of going to a doctor at a local hospital, I tried to save some money by […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you had the power, other than convicted murderers, who else should receive capital punishment?
COMMENTARY: I would also include people with excessive parking tickets, people that are consistently late in returning books that are in high demand to libraries, […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – To reduce the amount of money the state and federal government gives people to buy food, would you support a law that allowed people to kill and eat pigeons?
COMMENTARY: I think this is a great idea! There is no excuse for anyone to go to bed hungry, when there are free meals all […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
4 TIPS ON DEALING WITH UNMANAGEABLE CHILDREN 1. Tell your child that they are still under warranty from the hospital, and you still have the […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Are you doing any travelling this Christmas to visit family?
COMMENTARY: I was considering travelling to the place where there is the highest concentration of my relatives for Christmas, but I changed my mind because […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Last week I was sitting in front of the fireplace at home listening to some romantic music with a lady friend of mine, and I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How would you feel if on Judgment Day, someone was selling video tapes with all of the disgusting things you’ve done in your life?
COMMENTARY: If I could get at least 30% of the profits, I could probably deal with the embarrassment. Either way, I would avoid everyone that […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
This year I will be extra careful when I buy my niece a gift for Christmas. Last year I made the mistake of buying her […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it’s unmanly for a man to scream at a scary movie?
COMMENTARY: I told a lady friend of mine that I never saw the movie “The Exorcist”. She bet me $20.00 that if saw that movie […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
This year I did my entire Christmas shopping at the same location. I got all ten of my closest friends and relatives a gift card from […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What was your most memorable Thanksgiving?
COMMENTARY: When I was around 12, both of my parents got laid off from their jobs. They couldn’t afford a turkey, so because of the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I can still remember about ten years ago at dawn, when I was walking along the beach on the Oregon coast. As I was listening to the sound of […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
J. Edgar Hoover was the Director of the F.B.I. from 1924 until 1972 and served under eight presidents. He was one of the most powerful […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you plan on going anywhere for Thanksgiving, or were you conned into cooking for your friends, family, and other losers?
COMMENTARY: Fortunately for me, when I was younger most of my relatives moved to the tropics, to a place called Rikers Island. I think that’s […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00 would you walk around for an entire year with a brightly colored tattoo on your forehead of a commercial endorsement?
COMMENTARY: As long as I wasn’t promoting the Yankees, the Lakers or any feminine products, I would probably do it.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was hanging out over a friend of mine’s house the other day, when I asked for some dental floss. I explained to her that […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00, would you walk 2 miles from your home and then back, wearing nothing but a mid-drift t-shirt and a pair of raggedy underwear? (You also have to walk passed at least one shopping mall or local church).
COMMENTARY: I would do it if I could listen to my iPod while I publicly humliated myself. Hopefully I won’t get too stressed out as […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was really disappointed when I found out the truth about my grandfather. When I was a little boy, I could listen to him speak […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The story of my life is, when I try to do something right, I often make people mad. Last Halloween I ran out of candy, […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How do you think relationships would change, if starting tomorrow, women were able to impregnate men instead of the other way around?
COMMENTARY: If it were to ever happen, when people see men with beer bellies, that won’t be able to tell if it was from guzzling […]