Like many kids, when I was around eight years I hated taking baths. One day, my mother got so frustrated with me, that she decided […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
According to Genesis 1:21 (in which I believe), the strange looking hammerhead sharks, as well as all sea creatures were created by God on the […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think people that complain about secondhand smoke, but shop at garage sales, are hypocrites?
COMMENTARY: To me, the double standards are obvious. (In my strange world, my conclusions always make perfect sense).
Life through Blake’s eyes…
“Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry When the girls came out to play” Georgie Porgie’s house was being picketed […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think should be done about the pathetic educational system in this country?
For me it’s simple, we should IMMEDIATELY close down all grammar schools and high schools and stop wasting the taxpayers money. The classes being offered […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I held my hands next to a lantern as I sat alone in a tent high in the Himalayas. The elevation where I camped was […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What are your New Year’s Resolutions?
COMMENTARY: Mine is to finally achieve my life long dream of becoming a supervisor at Woolworth’s or Montgomery Wards. (As usual, my sanity and standards are […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After my last visit with my mother, she told me she’s sick and tired of me complaining about my back pains every morning when I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Is there anyone who consistently gives you pathetic Christmas gifts, that has had you fantasizing about bouncing it off of the back of their head (with considerable velocity)?
COMMENTARY: In my mind, I’ve fractured several skulls.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I told my mother before I came home for Christmas, that I wanted a bike so I can start exercising again. She told me she […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the quickest you ever got rid of a Christmas gift that a family member or relative gave you?
COMMENTARY: I’ve gotten several gifts from notoriously bad shoppers/relatives that I no longer open. Once I receive them, I usually drop them off at either […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you push someone down a flight of stairs if they were in your way and you were in a hurry to buy an item that finally went sale that you’ve been wanting on for months? If no, suppose the sale for the item was 50% off? If still no, what if it was a 2 for 1 sale?
COMMENTARY: I think smart shoppers will conclude, that being charged with an assault or possibly manslaughter for pushing someone down a flight of stairs is […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I can still remember the first girl I was ever attracted to. It happened one winter in Chicago when I was still in grammar […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
On Christmas Eve, when I was in the fifth grade and my little brother was in the first, I told him that Santa Claus would […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Under the assumption that she doesn’t have arthritis and is still alive, would you be concerned if your grandmother regularly flashed gang signs?
COMMENTARY: I wouldn’t be surprised if my grandmother did that. She’s in her mid 90’s and she’s been arrested and kick out of several […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A few days ago when I was at home, I heard singing from outside. I looked out my window and saw some kids caroling that […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the strangest thing one of your parents used to whip you when you were young?
COMMENTARY: My mother was really mad at me one time and could find a belt. So she grabbed my little brother by the ankles […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
On a cold blustery day in January in Chicago while I was scurrying down the street, I saw a man slip and fall on some […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Should single women with no children, date only men that have no children?
COMMENTARY: I totally believe that women with no children should only date men with no children. This gives them more quality time together. Time to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
It was a family tradition for my parents to take me and my siblings to the mall during the holiday season to sit on Santa […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Should anyone ever have to pay a psychic for a reading?
COMMENTARY: In my opinion, never!!! My reasons are, if they really don’t have any psychic powers, they’re a fraud, and no services were rendered. If […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the craziest or funniest thing you ever saw happen in a street fight?
COMMENTARY: I saw two really big guys square off in a front of a large crowd. Both of them were around 6’6″ and weighed […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
For people that loves the food during the holiday season, this is one of my favorite recipes: 1 ½ lb green cabbage, quartered, cored and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Being born and growing up in Chicago, I’ll never forget the coldest three days on record. And they are: January 14, 1976 – It was […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What if you found out that after 15 years, your rebellious, disrespectful son or daughter wasn’t biologically yours because of a mix up at the hospital. Would you: (a) Love them anyway, since they have always been part of your family. (b) Suggest a trade with the parents that has your son or daughter, as long as your biological child isn’t as screwed up as the one you already have. Or (c) Drop kick your present son or daughter out the front door while telling them that if they don’t like it, sue the hospital.
COMMENTARY: I would consider “b” because I love negotiating. But “c” would be the most fun.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I always go the mall on the Friday following Thanksgiving, for two reasons. The first one is, I like looking at all the Christmas trees […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00, would you eat a can of dog food once a day for 90 days? If no, what if it also made your coat nice and shiny?
COMMENTARY: This is something that I would seriously consider, if they also included a ten year supply of breath mints.
Wacky Weekend Questions
Wacky Weekend Questions – What was your favorite childhood game? COMMENTARY: The game I miss the most is “Who can crack the bottle on […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was in New York City riding on an elevator in the Empire State Building with a group of tourists, when a tour guide boastfully proclaimed, […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If a UFO landed in Chicago, New York or Los Angeles, how long do you think it would take before the intergalactic travelers, were beaten up, robbed, and their spaceship stripped?
COMMENTARY: I’m from Chicago. An hour… at the most. Twenty minutes if they land on the west side.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
For hours one day in a country meadow while I was in Rhode Island, I followed the most beautiful butterfly I had ever seen. It […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
On a hot humid day while I was driving down a long stretch of road, I saw a lady standing next to her Cadillac. I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – In light of the fact that kids can be extremely insensitive to one another. Would you support a law that allows grammar school children who have been constantly picked on, to bring automatic weapons to school to protect themselves, if they have been properly trained with the use of firearms?
COMMENTARY: This would not include pistols, or any other smaller guns that could be concealed in backpacks, unless they had written permission from their parents.
Wacky Weekend Questions – Which state has the most idiots per capita?
COMMENTARY: According to my ex-wife, Illinois has one less idiot since I left, and the the state I presently reside in, has one more. For the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was walking downtown one afternoon, late for a business meeting, when I saw a man sleeping on a park bench. His clothes were dirty, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have always been intrigued by the legendary “Loch Ness Monster”, so I finally went to Scotland hoping to catch it on film. Reports over […]
Wacky Weekend Questions
Wacky Weekend Questions – Is global warming man made, a natural cycle for earth, or God gradually turning up the temperature because so many people […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
As Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods carrying a basket, a wolf steps from behind a tree and said, “What do you […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If a jury reaches an “innocent” verdict in a criminal trial, when the defendant was clearly guilty, should a judge be allowed to put all twelve of them in jail for the exact amount of time the defendant should’ve gotten?
COMMENTARY: As long the jury can’t be sentenced to death, I think this is a great idea. Life without parole is also acceptable in my eyes. […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Is all that screaming in the delivery room (when a woman is about to give birth) necessary?
COMMENTARY: Absolutely not! I believe it is totally ridiculous for a women to continue to try to dupe men into believing that giving birth is painful. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Halloween. A time when kids playfully go from house to house trick-or-treating in costumes that range from goblins and witches to cartoon characters and movie […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it should be illegal for people to beg for money on public property from perfect strangers, unless they have passed a state recognized course in panhandling?
COMMENTARY: Not only should there be a mandated course, the state should also institute a dress code. Some of those people should read the book “Dress […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
“Wake up sleepy heads on this cold winter morning. Today’s low should be around 7000 degrees, so if you’re going out, wear a heavy jacket […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
During World War II, my grandfather shot down 31 planes. Unfortunately only three were the enemy, the rest were American. Even though he was severely […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If your spouse shocked you with the decision that they were going to get a sex change, out of love and respect for them, would you also get one, to maintain the balance and dignity necessary to project family values?
COMMENTARY: The spouse should be willing to have the surgery to be the opposite sex, just to combat the growing number of broken homes.
Wacky Weekend Questions – Should street gangs be able to form a national union, that includes medical coverage and a decent pension?
COMMENTARY: I believe that gang members should have medical coverage with special rates on gunshot wounds. As far as a decent pension, most gang members […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I used to think my grandmother would do her grocery shopping in the middle of the night to avoid crowds and lines. But my opinion […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
While I was married, my wife and I were so proud of our nine year old son when he got all A’s in chemistry. All […]