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I recently met a childhood friend of mine that I have not seen in decades. He grew up in poverty, but now he was telling […]

I was once under the impression that some undersized mythical men were peaceful passive men. I no longer believe that. I saw one of them […]

I have a friend of mine that’s a dentist, was telling about one of his patients. He said a lady who’s husband died about ten […]

I have a friend of mine that has horrible road rage. Fortunately for her, she has a friend like me that has figured out how […]

Sometimes it doesn’t pay to be honest with people. A friend of mine told one of his co-workers that he has really bad breath. The […]

A really strange thing happened to me at church last week when I asked my pastor about Psalm 8:2, which reads: “… you have established […]

While growing up, I was always the class clown. My jokes and funny stories always leave’em giggling. People would go out of their way just […]

A friend of mine recently bought a pool table, and he asked me to stop by to give him some advice to help him become […]

A friend of mine told me that she thought she has a problem with insects in her home but wasn’t sure, so she wanted me […]

The first time I ever took someone to court, I was only 10 years old, and I sued one of my teachers for slander. When […]

I had no idea that hogs could also be thieves. While I was on a farm with a bunch of other people, I saw a […]

I love archery, and I was recently practicing with my bow and arrow on a farm. Many of the animals gathered around me as I […]

While driving through Arizona, I had a very unusual experience. I stopped at a town to get some gas and bite to eat, when I […]

A friend of mine really injured himself when he accidentally slipped and twisted his entire leg. The middle of his leg is so sore that […]

I have a friend of mine that’s a dentist. He was telling me that business tends to slow down this time of year due to […]

A Hispanic friend of mine recently got stopped by the cops when he was driving, and he was arrested shortly thereafter. According to him, he […]

A friend of mine actually has a pet hen that he is extremely attached to. Unfortunately the hen was attacked by a dog, and her […]

A five year old kid on my block was repeatedly warned not to ride his Big Wheel in the street, yet he continued to do […]

Yesterday I went to a nearby lake with a friend of mine to hang out for a few hours. I am pro-life and she’s pro-choice […]

One of the scariest moments of my life was when I went camping, and I woke up in the middle of a moonlit night. As […]

A friend of mine got out of bed last night, and stepped on a clock she accidentally knocked over, leaving a very bad bruise. I […]

While I was recently in Montana, I met a Native American that was dressed in their traditional attire. I thought she was really attractive and […]

I am never shopping at Home Depot again. They are now offering blue and pink hatchets for people that want to purchase the item based […]

My cousin who owns a farm, recently got arrested. Apparently he tried to purchase some hens, knowing full well that he had insufficient funds. The […]

A friend of mine told me that to supplement his income, he plans to start an unlicensed high interest lending institution, with a twist. He […]

I spoke to my nephew this morning, and he told me that last night he went to a watch party. When I asked him if […]

We have been told for years and years the mammals that live in the ocean are very intelligent. But when I went to Sea World, […]

Right now, I am very frustrated with the Kraft company. I have been trying to contact them to inquire about some of the ingredients on […]

Last year I went to visit a friend of mine in Wisconsin that owns a farm. While I was there, she wanted to try something […]

At the beginning of this week, a friend of mine invited me over her place for some ribs, because she knows that’s one of my […]

I recently bought some margarine at the grocery store. When I went home and opened it up, it tasted awful, so I took it back […]

I am seriously thinking about changing my phone number. Lately when it rings, some pre-programmed voice tries to sell me either a canoe, a raft… […]

A friend of mine that lives in northern Michigan, recently got arrested by the FBI. The feds alleged that he lied several times on a […]

Something very strange has been happening to me lately when it’s a full moon. I would start growing fangs, claws, and begin howling into the […]

Lately, I have been having problems with the back portion of the bottom of my feet. They feel numb and dead. So, what I did […]

I was standing on the shore of the Pacific Ocean when I saw something very strange approaching me that was floating in the water. It […]

A few years ago while I was driving in Minnesota, I got pulled over by a cop and given a ticket. I was cited because […]

I was visiting a friend of mine at his house, and his place is always filthy and he is constantly making pathetic excuses on how […]