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When I was married, one of the worst arguments my wife and I got into, was when we were walking together during an intense rainstorm, […]

I was loading groceries in my car, when a thief grabbed some dishwashing liquid from one of the bags and took off running. When I […]

When I was in Washington, D.C. a few years ago, I asked a tour guide where should I go if I wanted to buy partisan?  […]

I just finished reading a book called “How To Stop Being So Selfish”. It changed my view of life, and I now feel like a […]

I went on a blind date last night that was set up by one of my friends. We met at a restaurant, and after we […]

My nephew called me recently, proudly stating that he has gotten really good at fencing, and hopes one day he’ll be in the Olympics. I […]

I just heard about one of my childhood friends that I always thought was pretty smart, went hiking and was bitten by a rattlesnake. He […]

I have been attracted to women for some odd reasons over the years, especially the last four I dated. One lady got my attention because […]

I can’t wait to see the solar eclipse tomorrow. Some guy standing in front of the grocery store tried to sell me a ticket for […]

I recently saw an MMA fight when a man got kicked in the head so hard, that his chin literally fell off. To say the […]

I have a Christian friend of mine that told me he planned on going to New York City to see a play. After reviewing the […]

A friend of mine promised to reward himself by buying a foreign car, if he lost 50 pounds. After he met his goal, he purchased […]

My cousin recently told me that he plans on eating healthier, and he believes he can accomplish this by leaving food in the oven for […]

I recently went to AutoZone to buy some sheepskin covers for my car seats. As I was reaching for the price tag which appeared to […]

When I used to go grocery shopping here in Las Vegas with a friend of mine, before entering the store, we would bet on how […]

A friend of mine who works for the city morgue, decided he wanted to change the color of the floor. Unfortunately he wound up painting […]

There is a large bakery near me, and I love their fresh bread. I always make sure I only purchase it if this certain employee […]

I often see people walking their pets while riding their bikes in the morning, as I take my daily stroll of 2.5 miles. I decided […]

While attending my weekly visit with a psychiatrist, I told him that I was not paranoid or delusional, but my emotions were based on facts. […]

While doing my early morning walk the other day, an unusual thing happened. A bunny approached me, and then began hopping next to me during […]

My nephew named Wilson, unfortunately always hangs out with the wrong crowd. He finally got arrested for trying to rob a bank, even though his […]

About ten years ago, while visiting some of the subtropical wetlands in North Carolina, I noticed a very strange looking plant. Instead of having leaves, […]

I got cheated earlier in the week while riding the bus, when a guy broke a $20 bill for me, by giving two singles and […]

I am disappointed and a little offended at my son. Last week I asked to borrow $100 from him and he made me fill out […]

A friend of mine that I felt has always been mentally unstable, recently got hired as a distributor for cashews. (What a nutjob).

I can still remember the day my family, including my nieces, nephews, siblings, cousins, aunts and uncles had gathered together, waiting for the hospital to […]

I was hanging out with a friend of mine when he began flirting bigtime with this very attractive lady he had just met, and he […]

Later this year, I will be working on an invention that beeps anytime a condescending guest in your home gives you a sneer or a […]

A lady that I used to date would always attack my character every time she got mad at me, always referring to me as a […]

A lot of my friends tell me that every time I text them, I always include at least one word that starts with the letters […]

I have a ten speed that has a mind of its own. When I try to accelerate, it will slow down. When I need to […]

I have written several letters to the Treasury Department and the Department of Transportation, demanding to know why is it important that a car “stops […]

After years of research, I created a capsule with ingredients that include helium. When swallowed, it will cause the person to float in the air, […]

When I travel, I will only stay at five star hotels, providing that they honor one request of mine, which is, they have to have […]

So much money is spent on medicine to sustain our lives. I have an idea. One year is 365 days. If we cut that in […]

I went to a dinner party with a friend of mine, and I struck up a conversation with a woman I met there. After talking […]

When I interact with dumb people who appear to have only 50% of their brain that’s functional, I have a half of mind to say […]

Ferrets have become very popular pets in America, and I told my neighbor’s six year old son that I would get him one for his […]

I am in a great mood because I just won a vacation trip!!! All I have to do is pay the $650 processing fee, send […]

A friend of mine loves the ocean, so I went with him after he decided to buy a vessel. To my surprise, I knew the […]