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I knew it would eventually happen. This week, I finally saw an adult grand piano, as opposed to a… uh never mind.

I recently bought a ten speed, but now I’m taking it back. This bike seemed to have a mind of its own. It would intentionally […]

Nike has sent me a cease an desist letter regarding a new business I started, and I don’t understand why. I am trying to market […]

My next door neighbor collects coins, and he’s involved with a lady that also collects coins. He said they don’t have any commitment to each […]

A chicken that refused to answer to police why it was crossing the road, was arrested and lead away in hen-cuffs.

When I was single, I was very cautious on whom I dated. One lady that I went out with, told me she constantly saw invisible […]

A friend of mine recently dropped a very heavy object on his foot, and now he walks using crutches. I told him that because of […]

A friend of mine that works at a bar, told me that he stumbled while carrying a tray full of drinks. “What happened after that?” […]

When I told my wife that I did not like any of the hotels she meticulously picked out for our vacations, she referred to me […]

I’m thinking about writing a mystery, where an elusive killer, takes the life of performers in Broadway plays, every time the curtain is lowered between […]

I hate riding on crowded elevators, so there is a simple tactic I’ve used to clear it out. As I am about to get on […]

One of my neighbors who is an infertility specialist, recently lost his license and was arrested for scamming a lot of his patients. He told […]

I heard about this bull falling in love with a cow. He often referred to her as his suede-heart.

Once again, the Olympics has rejected my latest suggestion for a new track and field event. This time they didn’t bother even given me a […]

When I was recently trying to enter into a building, a truck was blocking the main entrance. I was tempted to say something to the […]

A friend of mine works the U.S. Census Bureau, and he told me that he has statistics on almost everything. He asked if I knew […]

My neighbor who is a dwarf, told me that anytime someone asks her to do them a favor, she always says “no”. She said her […]

A friend of mine went to a grocery store and was caught trying to steal some meat. When the police arrived, they arrested him and […]

My neighbor wears a hearing aid. He told me that he wanted to create an organization that addressed the phobias of people that are hearing […]

A friend recently got fired from his job as a golf caddy. He said the person he was caddying for was offended when he missed […]

Something that I have always wondered regarding unborn babies. When they want nourishment, can they eat wherever they want to, or do they have to […]

I just heard about a new plaza opening up, where every single business must sell a product that helps upset stomachs. The shopping center is […]

Last week, I was standing in front of the concession stand at a movie theater, buying something to eat. After making the purchase, I turned […]

The male bathroom yelled to the female bathroom, “What do you mean you’re pregnant? I thought you had your tubs tied!”

A friend told me that there was a network, where the journalists didn’t wear any clothes and were completely naked. I didn’t believe him, but […]

A friend of mine works at a high school in a district that focuses on teaching art. Because they didn’t attract any gifted students, they’re […]

My next door neighbor was cop at the local police department, and I haven’t seen him or his squad car for months. One day I […]

I have a friend of mine that’s an English teacher, and he told me everytime he says certain letters of the alphabet, he gets intense […]

Well, there’s one store I will never shop at again. The last time I went there, I asked one of the employees for the location […]

A childhood friend of mine that is now a career criminal, got himself into a lot trouble recently. He shoplifted some footwear from a store […]

Once again, my nephew has proven that he is one of the dumbest criminals in history. He pointed a gun at a victim during lunch […]

I just discovered an interesting fact about chickens. Some of them have respiratory problems when they breathe in, and it gets even worse when they […]

I have a friend of mine that works at a bakery. She used to wear her hair in a variety of styles, but since she […]

A childhood friend of mine got convicted of a crime, and will be incarcerated until he dies. But he told me that because of his […]

I have a friend of mine that’s a lumberjack. He always gets upset when he goes to his computer and he can’t “log” in. What […]

I recently bought some pants from a clothing store. I was told by the clerk that they were wrinkle free. After I wore them a […]

I have a friend of mine who never graduated from high school, was recently hired at a store that sells linen. She said she aced […]

I have a friend of mind that often bets me a soft drink, that I can’t come up with a joke within 20 seconds of […]

A friend told me that his wife hates it when pills begin to accumulate on their old or substandard sheets. He also said, because it […]

My friend that lives in Boston often says how stupid her brother is, because he often misspells the state he lives in. When I told […]

A friend of mine recently took a course called “Basic Comprehension”. He said everyone that passed, received an understanding ovation.

Recently, I had to intervene when two of my friends were having a heated irrational argument on what would happen if a grape stayed out […]

I recently saw something really strange when I went to a store that I have never been in before. The customers didn’t use money. For […]

A friend of a friend of mine works at Area 51, where he said there are living space aliens. And he explained that one of […]