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Last week a friend of mine said he was robbed at gunpoint by someone dressed up as a Catholic woman. When he call 911, they […]

I had such a weird dream a few days ago. I dreamt I saw a mythical horse that was yellow. As I got closer, I […]

I have a friend of mine that has finally learned his lesson. He has been sleeping around for years, and he recently met and got […]

While my wife and I were on vacation, we rented a car. But when we were about ten miles away, we realized they gave us […]

I have a friend of mine that’s always serious, surprised me with his behavior. I saw him at a party, and he was telling a […]

The saltwater crocodile is the largest living reptile and can grow to a length of up to 20 feet, weighing well over a ton. They […]

In my opinion, the captain of the cruise I was on, either has an attitude problem or anger management issues. Here’s why I say that. […]

While on a cruise, my wife said she would love to see me “walk the plank”, only after she puts some butter on the bottom […]

While on a cruise, I saw a gigantic shoe approaching the ship. It was at least 100 feet long and 40 feet wide. But once […]

While I was recently on a cruise, I noticed a person stealing some souvenirs from one of the stores. I immediately notified security, they arrested […]

I don’t like arrogant people. I have a friend that built these small wooden structures, over streams so people wouldn’t get their feet wet when […]

I tried to convince a friend of mine that I had a supernatural gift, as we were walking out of a library. As we strolled […]

Something happened to me on Halloween a few years ago, that I’ll never forget. Me and four of my friends were walking past a basketball […]

When I was in my driveway, I saw my next door neighbor who’s already married, dressed up for a wedding. Because he works for Orkin […]

More and more people are getting sick of the media. They feel as I do, that they are often biased, have their own agenda, and […]

A certain hotel is now firing any employee that has procreated children with another person, that does not work for the company. However, some of […]

A friend of mine who believes in evolution, told me that because a cheetah makes a chirping sound when it communicates, that proves they evolved […]

Every year, some really creepy/zombie looking children knock on my door, trying to sell me some hideous monstrous snacks. And every year I have to […]

Animals should not consume alcohol and get intoxicated, because those particular species will get labeled for life with a cliché. Hopefully skunks have learned their […]

I recently went to the produce section of a grocery store. After I picked out the ham that I wanted, an elderly employee placed it […]

I went to Arby’s late at night right before they closed, and asked if they had any curly fries. When they said they were out […]

Sometimes I should listen more carefully when people are speaking to me, keep in mind I live in Las Vegas.  I thought a friend of […]

I am thinking about writing a screenplay, with the storyline revolving around a certain fruit that takes over the earth, and rules over humans with […]

I was once in a small town interacting with some of the citizens. They all told me that creating things with yarn was very important […]

A friend of mine had some issues when he ordered some items from Amazon. I suggested to him that he should contact them through their […]

If a person could be arrested because it was illegal while speaking to be redundant, I wonder if there would be a lot of repeat […]

I was in the kitchen of a friend of mine that told me he was going to toss me a couple of carton eggs, one […]

I have a friend of mind that told me that he regularly goes to Barnes & Noble to steal exclusively funny or humorous books. When […]

Do want to get really fat? Well here’s how you can do it. Purchase and listen to an audio that encourages people to overeat and […]

I was recently at the airport sitting in the terminal near a pilot. He accidentally sat on a lit cigarette and his pocket was quickly […]

A friend of mine told me that she is currently dating two men she cares deeply for, and that both are extremely jealous of each […]

I had a kitten a few years that I’ll never forget. It told me to constantly get people’s opinions on various subjects, keep track of […]

A friend of mine that owns a construction company, knows how to operate all of the heavy equipment. However, he told me that when he […]

I hate it when I get blamed for something that I didn’t do. At the beginning of this year,  while I was hanging out with […]

I have a friend of mine that’s a drummer. No matter where he goes, he takes his drumsticks, because he likes playing them on all […]

If I ran the USPS, I would be transparent about the fees. For example, I don’t believe people should have to pay for “tracking”, unless […]

A friend of mine loves taking pictures of animals in the wild, but he learned the hard way, that certain animals do not like being […]