BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During an interview with NPR’s Terry Gross, Hillary Clinton said she wouldn’t rule out challenging the results of the 2016 presidential election but said she doubted the legality of such a move. “There may not be a legal precedence, but I won the popular vote, so as far as I am concerned, I am the president of the United States,” Clinton explained. Gross looked confused when he asked the next question. “Ok, so what are you going to do at this point?” Her response was almost immediate. “I plan on moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave sometime next month. And any attempts by the Secret Service to prevent my U-Haul from pulling up to the White House an unloading it, will prove that Donald Trump has corrupted them to be as misogynistic as he is.”
