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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – Actress Jane Fonda a.k.a. “Hanoi Jane”, has now acquired the hostility from yet…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – General Mills has recently announced that this Halloween season for retro cereal fans, it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Two unexpected critics are now denouncing the movie, “Man of Steel”. The U.S. Geological…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My big sister lives about an hour away from me. Anytime she comes over here, she brings her…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over The candlestick. According to this Mother Goose Rhyme, back in 1815…

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                WALKING ALONE

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I never believed the earth was flat, until now. My girlfriend went on a two week cruise with some friends,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a problem and I hope you’ll back me up. I have been married now for almost…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Without giving the name of his psychiatrist, Mayor Bob Filner public announces the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Meade, Maryland – After U.S. Army Soldier Bradley Manning gets sentence to 35 years in prison…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manila, Philippines – A very smooth talking con man has been arrested, after persuading several gullible women…

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THE NIGHT LIGHT

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – A-List actor Will Smith finally admitted that he is now embracing Scientology, just like…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – By a vote of 8-1, the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that due to…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Even though there has not been any recorded audio for verification, many Christians…

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THINKING  (BACK TO BACK)

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Convicted Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. is scheduled to receive $8,700 per month in government…

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BREAKING NEWS – Duncan, Oklahoma – Three teens have been charged with killing an Australian who was here in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Williamsport, Pennsylvania – Mathematicians and ESPN have jointly calculated the odds on the future of the players…

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