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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – The ACLU and NOW (National Organization of Women) continue to prepare their documents for their court battle…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Due to the ongoing violence in the Windy City, ObamaCare has now mandated that…

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A DISNEY THANKSGIVING

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I personally believe that many people in the bible are not given enough credit for what they accomplishment during their…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, A family member has six cats and wants to have the Thanksgiving meal at her house. Every time…

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But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, You may not believe this, but I think I’m a werewolf. Sometimes when I go out and party…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The beach is not the only place a person can be savagely attacked while riding the waves. My neighbor recently…

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               MEMORIES OF THE CIVIL WAR

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama digs in his heals regarding ObamaCare and emphatically states that, “I will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stockholm, Sweden – Olga Botner, a professor in the department of physics and astronomy at Uppsala University…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson is threatening to organize a boycott against Visa, after they released their…

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THE MYSTERIOUS AUTUMN ROAD

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Secret Service had to intervene after a shoving match began between President Obama…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a recent announcement from the Federal Aviation Administration, the FAA medical branch…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama gives Oprah Winfrey the “Presidential Medal of Freedom”, which is the highest…

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WINTER ON THE FARM BY ROBIN MOLINE (4 OF 4)

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BREAKING NEWS – Englewood, Colorado – Blockbuster finally closes all of its stores nationwide and officially out of business after…

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BREAKING NEWS – West Monroe, Louisiana – PETA has now joined forces with Alcoholics Anonymous in an attempt to encourage…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama admits during a press conference, that some of the biggest religious supporters…

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