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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Presidential hopeful Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., said she agrees with a University of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former NBC anchor Tom Brokaw said that Democrats don’t have “the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, penned an op-ed on expressly refuting claims by former presidential…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a lengthy and scathing statement, the former vice president, a front-runner for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – White Americans are “still running” elsewhere when minorities and immigrants move into their communities,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The body of disgraced money man and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein,…

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An October message from the White House

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BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, Minnesota – Just in time for Halloween, a museum in Minnesota has found a way to…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – A little known fact about one of the installments of the Star Wars series is,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – During an interview on BigBoyTV, Kanye West said to James Corden that he…

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Jack the Ripper carving a pumpkin

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump said that he did not tell House Speaker Nancy Pelosi about the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Washington Post published a gasp-inducing headline for the ages, describing ISIS leader Abu…

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BREAKING NEWS – Columbia, South Carolina – In a bizarre back-and-forth on her attendance, Kamala Harris said Saturday she would,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My sister and her husband take an annual trip to visit my parents, who live six hours from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine has a very unusual medical condition. He told me has a sensation of whirling and a…

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“Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I find it irritating when people choose not to use headphones while talking on the phone, and instead,…

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