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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Inspired by the #MeToo movement, Snow White has now filed charges against Prince Charming…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA wants new U.S. Supreme Court Brett Kavanaugh who’s pro-life, to support “pro-life eating”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Federal prosecutors say 27-year-old Jackson Cosko used his work login to post private information…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kathy Griffin had some sharp words for Michael Moore, after “Fahrenheit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Christine Blasey Ford is now saying that she is being snubbed by Dianne…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a shockingly candid comment, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg stated that if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Sen. Cory Booker, amid the ongoing FBI probe into sexual assault allegations against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a letter obtained by Fox News, an ex-boyfriend of Christine Blasey Ford, the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The third woman to accuse Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct faced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Tom Cotton announced that Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s office will be investigated to determine…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joy Behar accused Senate Republicans of wanting to push through the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Mazie Hirono, who has emerged as one of the most vocal opponents of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Judiciary Committee chairman Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, on Tuesday rejected the requests from Democrats…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New Jersey Democratic Sen. Cory Booker is facing accusations of hypocrisy over his calls…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Christine Blasey Ford, the California professor accusing Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now saying there is evidence regarding Brett Kavanaugh allegedly sexually…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., on Thursday threw a cryptic curveball at Brett Kavanaugh, insinuating…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Sen. Kamala Harris is facing backlash after several fact-checkers questioned a heavily edited…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Sen. Tim Kaine’s apparent reluctance to publicly confirm he’ll cast a “no” vote…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic lawmakers voiced near-immediate opposition to Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee to…

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