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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball have reached an agreement to sign professional basketball deals with Lithuanian club Prienu…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – LaVar Ball confirmed he sent President Donald Trump a pair of Big Baller…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After yanking his son from UCLA, LaVar Ball said his new plan is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – LaVar Ball the father of UCLA basketball guard LiAngelo Ball, says he plans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – When LaVar Ball the father of suspended UCLA player LiAngelo Ball spoke to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lavar Ball who is the father of suspended UCLA basketball player LiAngelo Ball,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hangzhou, China – LiAngelo Ball, brother of Los Angeles Lakers’ star point guard Lonzo Ball and son…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Las Vegas sports books now have a betting line on the L.A. Lakers……

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