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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – NBC network and celebrities dubbed Oprah Winfrey “our future president” following her appearance…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Oprah Winfrey and Whoopi Goldberg who haven’t been in a film together since 1985,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama gives Oprah Winfrey the “Presidential Medal of Freedom”, which is the highest…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – During an interview from the BBC in London, Oprah Winfrey stated that both President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The onetime close friendship between President Obama and Oprah Winfrey seems to be over…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC announces that they want to drop Katie Couric’s new syndicated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After nearly 3.1 million people watched her interview with Lance Armstrong, Oprah Winfrey announces…

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BREAKING NEWS – Maui, Hawaii – During an upcoming interview with Oprah Winfrey at her home in Maui, disgraced cyclist…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wolfeboro, New Hampshire – Mitt and Ann Romney laugh hysterically after Oprah Winfrey stated what she felt…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – While being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, Rihanna states that she still loves Chris Brown…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Even though OWN is on the verge of bankruptcy losing over $100 million in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – For the first time in nine years, Oprah Winfrey did not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After less than a complete season, Oprah Winfrey fires Rosie O’Donnell from OWN. A…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Oprah Winfrey is said to be enraged at Rosie O’Donnell for announcing during her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Oprah Winfrey defends her decision to interview Bobbi Kristina on the 11th of March….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Gayle King remains calm as Michelle Obama gives her some career…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – The pastor of the largest church in America televangelist Joel Osteen, is seen having…

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BREAKING NEWS – Henley on Klip, South Africa – Oprah Winfrey is seen expressing her gratitude to the students at…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC announces that Katie Couric’s new show will premiere on September…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bloemfontein, South Africa – While attending a function in South Africa in her honor, Oprah Winfrey finds…

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