BREAKING NEWS – Pisa, Italy – An art historian is seen injecting a fluid in a marble column at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama states that he can not in good conscience support Olympic gold medalist Gabrielle Douglas. He explained that […]
OLYMPIC EVENTS THAT I THINK SHOULD BE ADDED 1. Gang combat – This gives an opportunity for bigots, thugs, and low-lifes, to competitively express themselves. […]
When was the last time you thanked God for […]
COMMENTARY: And, to insure that this mindset isn’t perpetuated in any household, forced sterilization is also an option that should be seriously considered.
COMMENTARY: No doubt, that people who went to a public school will allege that they are flagrantly being discriminated against.
OLYMPIC EVENTS THAT I THINK SHOULD BE ABANDONED 1. The Equestrian – Horses in the Olympics? Are you freakn’ kidding me? It should be humans […]
GABRIELLE DOUGLAS A.K.A. “THE FLYING SQUIRREL” INDIVIDUAL WOMEN’S GYMNASTICS […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While at a press conference discussing foreign policy, Vice President Joe Biden emphasizes that he is against state sponsored […]
U.S. OLYMPIC SWIMMER MISSY FRANKLIN DOIN’ THE BACKSTROKE (GOLD MEDAL)
BREAKING NEWS – KFC CEO David C. Novak, decides to take the exact opposite position of competitor Chic-fil-A, by saying he condones same sex marriages. […]
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Katherine Jackson responds to criticism that she has never had any consistent interaction with Caucasians, thus she’s really […]
BREAKING NEWS – London, England – After three rounds, Uzbekistan’s Rishod Sobirov (right) and Russia’s Arsen Galstyan are now the favorites to win the gold […]
BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – New Indian President Pranab Mukheriee, says he sincerely regrets hiring the American that designed his car. He stated […]
THE FAB FIVE – McKayla Maroney, Jordyn Wieber, Gabrielle Douglas, Alexandra Raisman and Kyla Ross
BREAKING NEWS – Sanaa, Yemen – Thousands of citizens take to the streets in Yemen, showing their open hostility toward Baskin-Robbins, by holding up two […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After returning from Jamaica, Rapper Snoop Dogg states during a press conference that he is Bob […]
BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – Thousands of excited Ultra Orthodox Jews fill Teddy Stadium, to witness the finals of their annual “Penny Pinching Championship”.
BREAKING NEWS – London, England – First Lady Michelle Obama, explains to the U.S. Olympic Team her husband’s position regarding their performance. She stated that […]