BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Antique Dealers Association have joined with the Paleontological Society to announce that they are supporting Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren. In a letter that they jointly wrote to the DNC, they stated in part “We know old things when we see them because that’s our job. This is our common bond that transcends all political beliefs. Our slogan is ‘Make America Grayed Again’. We will now refer to Sanders as ‘the fossil’, Warren as ‘worn out furniture’ and Biden as a ‘mysterious species that hasn’t begun to intellectually evolve.'”