BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy confronted President Biden about polls showing him well behind former President Donald Trump in five out of six major battleground states.

“Why do you think it is that you’re trailing Trump in all these swing-state polls?” Doocy asked.

“Because you don’t read the polls — there are 10 polls — eight of them I’m beating him in. You guys only do two. CNN, New York Times, check it out. We’ll get you a copy,” Biden said.

“What are the polls that you’re winning?” Doocy inquired.

Biden responded immediately. “People over 95, the transgender Siamese twin poll, and I’m way ahead among people that have never heard me speak publicly!”