BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Due to plummeting stock shares and the present economy, Bank of America announces that it will layoff approximately […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Rebels are still searching the country in an attempt to apprehend former leader Muammar Qaddafi. They said they have verified […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul tells Fox News that American paper money is illegal, and it should be replace with gold […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – Relatives of the infamous Kamikaze pilots of Japan from World War II, are suing suicide bombers from the Taliban […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – In attempt to raise revenue, the U.S. Postal Service is now allowing babies to be mailed that are up […]
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BREAKING NEWS – East Jerusalem, Palestine – Members of the militant group Hezbollah, are now calling the Olympic Committee “a bunch of insensitive bigots”. Hezbollah’s […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed by Gretchen Carlson on Fox News, DNC chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz defended the comment […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Author Daniel Hamermesh, who wrote the best seller “Beauty Pays” stated that after doing some extensive […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Mumbai, India – Hindu devotees were said to be offended after some Christian missionaries witnesses them traditionally immersing one of their idols/gods […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are seen exchanging ideas for a new book they are jointly writing. They estimate […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A spokesman for Cedars-Sinai Hospital states that they are in a unique position because of a man that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA puts in a request for additional funding for their space program, citing unexpected costs. They explain that the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview with Chris Wallace, Dick Cheney stated that while he was the Vice President, he never got […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – A major South Korean retailer opens the first virtual store, which will cater to smartphone users. Shoppers will […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Congressman Andre Carson of Indiana tells the Congressional Black Caucus, that the Tea Party wants to see black people […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Topton, Pennsylvania – An entire classroom of students from Brandywine Heights Middle School were rushed to the hospital to have their stomachs […]
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U.S. & World History – The “American Gothic” is one of the most recognized paintings by an American artist. It was painted by Grant Wood in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – “Dancing With The Stars” announces that Chaz Bono, formerly Chastity Bono before he/she got a sex change, will be […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Framingham, Massachusetts – Oyango Obama, President Obama’s uncle was arrested and held without bail on an immigration detainer, and charged with DUI. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While talking to former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld about his controversial new book, Dick Cheney turns and bolts […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – After weeks of negotiating, Scotland Yard decides to start hiring gay policeman. “They can slap handcuffs on me at […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The American Plumbers Association is now using Facebook to encourage its members nationwide, to meet in front of their […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – All of the football players at the University of Miami have emphatically denied receiving any unauthorized benefits from boosters. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – North Korean leader Kim Jong-il was stunned and stood nearly motionless, as Russian President Dmitry Medvedev pointed to a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC announces that Al Sharpton will be the new host of “PoliticsNation”. Phil Griffin, President of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is photographed nearly in tears wincing in pain, as President Obama mercilessly twists his arm. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Muammar Qaddafi’s wife and three of his children have fled Libya to neighboring Algeria, but rebels are still hunting […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – The Russian firm Orbital Technologies announces that they will have a hotel in space by 2016. It will orbit […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts – President Obama’s daughter Malia, was described to be a little disappointed after he informed her that due to the economy, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie states that he hasn’t been the least bit concerned about Hurricane Irene. He added that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – To the surprise of many, Muammar al-Qaddafi kept a photo album filled with pictures of former Secretary of State […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The computer hacking group known as “Anonymous” is threatening to shut down Facebook on the fifth of November. In […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – Vice President Joe Biden apologizes to America for giving the impression that he embraces the Chinese mandate of one […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the awful economy in the United States, large numbers of Mexicans are now returning to Mexico. President […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano stated at a press conference that she is presently very angry and frustrated. She then […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul angrily states that he is “sick and tired” of people telling him that he is too […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ongoing disagreements between democrats and republicans appears to have no end in sight. Both parties blame each other […]
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U.S. & World History – Nostradamus, who was a 15th century French physician, was considered to be one of the greatest prophets of all time. Because […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU files a lawsuit against the FBI, demanding that they permanently refrain from posting names and pictures of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Clothing manufacturer Abercrombie & Fitch has contacted Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of “Jersey Shore”, stating that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Neenah, Wisconsin – Depends, who makes undergarments for adults that have bed wetting issues, will be marketing their new and improved version. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Banks across America will soon be charging their clients to gain access to their own money, by forcing them to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Muammar Qaddafi is photographed finally agreeing to leave Libya. He is presently trying encourage the government to force U-Haul […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After Congressman Charles Rangel’s shootout with Laura Ingraham on the O’Reilly Factor, he signs a contract […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – The Georgetown University basketball team and the Chinese team get into a fight which abruptly ends the game. The […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Congresswoman Maxine Waters says that she and other democrats are poised to be “unleashed” on President Obama based on his […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Mayor Michael Nutter imposes a curfew in Philadelphia to suppress teenage flash mobs from shoplifting as they raid stores throughout […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Rosemead, California – Chinese fast food giant Panda Express, is now being criticized over their latest product in which their customers call […]