BREAKING NEWS – Washington. D.C. – With upcoming elections only two weeks away, many of the lobbyists, special interest groups, and corporations state that at this point they […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Astronaut Mike Massimino is seen through the window of the Space Shuttle. He stated that the one thing about space […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walk off their own show after a fiery exchange with Bill […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A major scandal has begun on the trading floor on Wall Street. The New York Stock […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Virginia – After reviewing the photographic evidence, a 14 year old’s parent’s anger shifts toward their son, and they now […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Steven Spielberg is presently being criticized worldwide regarding the gigantic mothership that was built for the movie “Close Encounters […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – The Grand Old Opry reopens after some devastating flooding in May. The mayor of Nashville Karl Dean, stated that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama and Michelle, and former President George Bush and Laura were photographed moments before they all got into […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Attorney Gloria Allred is overheard telling her client Nikki Diaz, that if the U.S. decides to deport her, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – CEO James McNerny of the Boeing Corporation, stated during a press conference that no one in the Quality Control […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several Martians stated that they were depressed and wished they never would have migrated to this planet […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Murchison Falls National Park, Uganda – A local myth was proven when a photographer captured the evidence. A full grown hippopotamus charging at […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The controversial, and world famous Lady Gaga’s fan base continues to grow. As more and more people expect and […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Arizona – A Taco Bell owner near the Arizona border has decided to no longer protest the new state immigration law, after […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa says that he will soon put a stop to the nightly sound of gunfire in the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – The ACLU files a lawsuit against a Miami school district because of an insect that was seen on campus. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Ongoing intense and frequent migraines prompts the former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to go to the hospital. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, New Jersey – According to a source from Jersey Shore, Snooki is actually getting shorter. Her doctor said this is caused […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Zhejiang, China – The Chinese government receives harsh criticism from Amnesty International and many nations worldwide after they implemented their new experimental program to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Santiago, Chile, South America – President Sebastian Pinera and the owner of the mine in which 33 men have been trapped for […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel was seen in tears during a press conference. He began crying […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Dr. Phil’s radical new suggestion on how couples should resolve their differences that can’t afford a marriage counselor, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tijuana, Mexico – A man with a sniper rifle shows 1st and 2nd graders the basic fundamentals of the weapon. It was […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A spokesman for Bishop Eddie Long, stated that when all the facts finally come out, he is confident he’ll either […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Bill Gates begins to show his frustration as he desperately tries to convince a large audience, that no matter how […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Even after thousands of complaints and several lawsuits, Bank of America maintains that they will continue to use […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After an eight month long investigation by NASA, the FBI finally arrest the man that has been regularly vandalizing […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Board of Education Superintendent Ramon Cortines stated that people committing violent acts are getting younger and younger. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Kandahar, Afghanistan – Three Taliban are forced to stay after school at Terrorism College for receiving a failing grade in Roadside Bombs […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Paul McCartney states that he has finally forgiven Muhammad Ali for knocking him out, along with the other three […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After a three hour audition, “Dancing With The Stars” declined to sign Al Sharpton to appear on their show. They said […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – After an eight month study, Air Force Chief of Staff General Norton Schwartz files a complaint with the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After years of negotiations, the Tobacco Industry and the FAA finally reach an agreement for a smoking area […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The CEO of U-Haul sends former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel a thank you card and a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – PETA files a lawsuit on behalf of several poultry farmers against “The View”. The lawsuit alleges […]
U.S. & World History
U.S. & World History – The “St. Valentine’s Day Massacre” should be more appropriately called the “St. Valentine’s Day Mascara”, as the true account of what […]