BREAKING NEWS – Guantánamo Bay, Cuba – In a poll taken of the muslim detainees at GITMO, 100% of them believe that women should not […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – On his way to the Spanish Steps in Rome for the traditional prayer, Pope Benedict XVI gets a ticket […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – Former Mayor Ray Nagin looks at a portrait of himself that is to be hung in the city […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Midway through an interview, President Obama gestures with his thumb, that Bill O’Reilly will have to hitchhike home. He […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has sent the publishers of Dr. Suess books Random House, a strongly […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Maysville, Kentucky – Citizens give mixed reviews of the Kentucky’s new law that allows the police to run anyone off the road […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – After the Cavaliers lost their record breaking 24th game in a row, coach Byron Scott sustained minor cuts and […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – President Hosni Mubarak now states that he will step down, providing that the government informs him in writing, how […]
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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – After a silverback gorilla at a zoo in England was video taped walking upright, attorneys for PETA and […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennessee – Al Gore states at a press conference, that the record snowfall and freezing temperature being reported across the United […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Danville, Kentucky – According to the Boyle County Public Library, it has now gotten so cold, that people are now regularly requesting […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sherman Oaks, California – CBS intervenes and takes a no-nonsense approach regarding Charlie Sheen once he entered into rehab. After arriving at […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Giza, Egypt – An Egyptian real estate developer is photographed looking at the magnificent pyramids, trying to determine if he should change the historic monuments into […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – For the first time in 12 years, schools all over the city were shutdown because of the midwestern blizzard, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Kent, England – Ambam, a silverback gorilla, at the Port Lympne Wild Animal Park in Kent, southeast England, has become an internet […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Wyomissing, Pennsylvania – A judge throws out a lawsuit filed by Cathy Cruz Marrero after she fell in a fountain while texting […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House John Boehner gets emotional while answering with hand gestures, after being asked by Vice President […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Illinois – Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich that was convicted of lying to the FBI, stated at a press conference that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – LeBron James, who has a reputation of literally crying after tough losses, is seen kicking and screaming having a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Because he couldn’t garnish any large support for his ideology from humans, Jesse Jackson has somehow convinced gullible farm […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton mediates a final agreement between Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian President Mahmoud […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The FBI makes arrest more than 100 arrests in the northeast of suspected mobsters from five […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – A spokesman for Charlie Sheen states that his recent stay in the hospital was prompted on the Emmy nominated […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a bold move, the New York Stock Exchange is now offering assistance for traders struggling […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Executives and accountants at Parker Brothers now admit that the Monopoly Game has finally slipped from first, to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a more peaceful time in the recent past, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak continues to try to convince President […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Illinois Supreme Court unanimously put Rahm Emanuel back in the race for Chicago mayor after a lower court […]
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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 5 of 5) British Jaguar Produced from 1949 – present According to the Highway Loss Data Institute, the five most […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – German Chancellor Angela Merkel, is seen getting extremely frustrated with Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Sinh, after he refused to […]
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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 4 of 5) Ford Pinto Produced from 1971 – 1980 This car had more bugs in it than a Mississippi […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Burger King and Dairy Queen are now publicly stating that they are currently receiving marriage counseling. According […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – According to a Hollywood insider as well as Las Vegas odds makers, the two front runners for the best […]
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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 3 of 5) AMC Gremlin Produced from 1970 – 1978 This weird looking chopped off car was initially submitted to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Keith Olbermann announces that he is leaving MSNBC after they refused to renew his contract. MSNBC […]
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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 2 of 5) AMC Pacer Produced from 1975 – 1980 This car looked so much like a pimple on wheels. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – According to ESPN, a group of cross-dressing men say they will continue to picket the NHRA until they give […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An appeals court in Chicago orders that Rahm Emanuel’s name be removed from the ballot to run for mayor […]
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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 1 of 5) Chevrolet Vega Produced from 1971 – 1977 Through the Freedom of Information Act, Chevrolet eventually and reluctantly […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During his speech while in the White House, President Hu Jintao of China stated that many Chinese American citizens are […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Beaverton, Oregon – A plastic surgeon hired by Nike, stated that Tiger Woods agreed to have the “swish” sign permanently shaped on his […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A jeweler displays an earring her store is currently marketing, designed to appeal to female suicide bombers. The store […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Teresa Scanlan, Miss Nebraska screams in pain while being crowned Miss America. Last year’s winner Caressa Cameron from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has members and supporters completely confused, regarding the organization’s plan to have prayer meetings in cities nationwide. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Topeka, Kansas – A fire breaks out and completely engulfs a fertilizer factory. Fire Chief Allen R. Bradshaw stated that it’s literally […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After a very intense two hour heated debate, President Obama and President Hu Jintao of China still couldn’t come […]
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BREAKING NEW – Detroit, Michigan – Ford Motor Company unveils its latest creation called the “Thinmobile”. It will be heavily marketed in the garment district […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, proudly displays a case that contains all the needles that’s been used to give […]