MARILYN MONROE by Ben Heine
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson announces his plans to call for a boycott of all the upcoming performances by David Copperfield. Jackson […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Both the RNC and DNC have reluctantly acknowledged that the majority of American are nauseated with both Mitt Romney […]
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JOHNNY DEPP AS THE MAD HATTER by Ben Heine
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now stating that they plan on aggressively lobbying for a law that will ban all ultra […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Havana, Cuba – Pope Benedict XVI stated that he was deeply disappointed, after having a lengthy meeting with Fidel Castro. The Pope […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Jackson, Mississippi – Women in the Black Panthers are now targeting Victoria’s Secret stores, alleging flagrant racial discrimination. They are stating that […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My cousin told me, that his new girlfriend wanted him to take her to see “The Avengers”. He told her that he had a big problem […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What is the most common age for teenagers, when parents can’t stand the sight of these bone-headed disrespectful morons?
COMMENTARY: The most common age by my observation and experience, is any number that has “teen” in it. If they still are living home after […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00, would you let a dentist pull out every other tooth in your mouth, and it had to remain that way for one year?
COMMENTARY: I would do it in a heartbeat. I would also make some more money in October, using my smile as model of how to […]
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THE WINDY CITY SKYLINE AT NIGHT
Life through Blake’s eyes…
About a month ago, I played a joke on a therapist in my neighborhood. She had the sign “Therapist”, in front of her office. So […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hundreds of people jeered and booed President Hu Jintao of China, after he said that the United States has […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – As suspected by political analysts, President Obama tells Robin Roberts of ABC News, that he is in favor of […]
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DISGUISES
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – National Geographic announces that they have discovered some ancient writings in South America that predates the Mayan calendar. Archeologists […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Obama reluctantly gives a speech to a large congregation in Chicago. He explained to them that in the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – At the Cathedral Square in the Kremlin, newly elected Russian President Vladimir Putin, has millions of citizens scared and […]
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BAY OF GIBRALTAR
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BREAKING NEWS – Lake Forest, California – Pastor Rick Warren of Saddleback Church, is now expanding his ministry to include mammals at Sea World. He […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Lansing, Michigan – Mitt Romney now states that he agrees with most political analysts, that Senator John McCain was the most boring, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are said to be considering the recent offer by New Line Cinema, to star […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Nutley, New Jersey – The attorney of Patricia Krentcil, John Caruso, finally gives an explanation for her abnormally dark tan. He stated […]
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SPEEDING DOWN A WET ROAD
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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – According to statistics, 90% of all Hindus in India are strict observers of their religion. Nearly all of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – President Obama is photographed at the southern border watching people enter the United States illegally. He was said […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – French President Nicholas Sarkozy loses in his bid for a second term. He later admitted that his biggest mistake, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU and PETA have joined forces to try to get a law passed, that would make speaking in […]
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BLUE HOUR AT PIAZZA SAN MARCO
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BREAKING NEWS – Nutley, New Jersey – Patricia Krentcil, who was arrested for taking her young daughter to a tanning salon, may get the last […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is now stating that he is definitely reducing government spending in the near future. It appears that […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After all these years, my ex-wife has finally forgiven me for being such a lousy husband. She told me that she personally organized a social […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – To unclog our prisons and criminal courts, would you support a law that would execute criminals sentenced to death, on the same business day they are convicted?
COMMENTARY: That works for me, except if any executions have to take place after normal business hours, it should be postponed until the next day. […]
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Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. Matthew […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I am now accepting donations from people that will help me lobby to pass a law, which will make it illegal for people to use […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What personality trait in people really turns you off?
COMMENTARY: For me, I don’t like being anywhere near people that have a lot of pride. And I’m proud to say I don’t have this […]
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THE LOVE LETTER
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mitt Romney continues to get very little nationwide support on his recent suggestion on how to deal with high […]
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THE FURY
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Even though OWN is on the verge of bankruptcy losing over $100 million in 2011, Oprah Winfrey is trying […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bangalore, India – An Indian concert featuring 1100 artists, participate in their annual recital called “Shasra Veena Jhenkara”. Their primary purpose for […]
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FEELING LOST AT DUSK
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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Pakistan – The Taliban launch several suicide bomb attacks, protesting President Obama’s recent surprise visit to Pakistan. They stated that the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – GOP nominee Mitt Romney is pictured carrying three pizzas to a nearby family, in attempt to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Snoop Dogg’s agent states that he very is concerned over the rapper losing his street creds. He explained […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Troy, New York – ACLU President Sandra Herman, comes under fire after speaking at the Sanctuary for Independent Media. She stated that […]