I have a Christian friend of mine that told me he planned on going to New York City to see a play. After reviewing the […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m worried about a close friend I have known for about 10 years. She’s well-educated, independent and family-oriented. She has been online dating […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine promised to reward himself by buying a foreign car, if he lost 50 pounds. After he met his goal, he purchased […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’ve been trying to declutter and get rid of things, but each time I do, my mother scolds me for getting rid of […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My cousin recently told me that he plans on eating healthier, and he believes he can accomplish this by leaving food in the oven for […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My in-laws live in an apartment above our garage. It wasn’t my idea. It was a compromise with my husband. They now want […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently went to AutoZone to buy some sheepskin covers for my car seats. As I was reaching for the price tag which appeared to […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My 18-year-old daughter has just graduated from high school. She has now informed me that she’s not going on to college, like we […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I used to go grocery shopping here in Las Vegas with a friend of mine, before entering the store, we would bet on how […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My husband and I went on a trip with his brother and his wife recently. Three days into the trip, while we were […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine who works for the city morgue, decided he wanted to change the color of the floor. Unfortunately he wound up painting […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My husband and I are struggling to “like” our new son-in-law, and it hasn’t been easy. One thing that continues to bother us […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
There is a large bakery near me, and I love their fresh bread. I always make sure I only purchase it if this certain employee […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My husband and I lived in New York City all of our life, but about a year ago we retired and moved to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I often see people walking their pets while riding their bikes in the morning, as I take my daily stroll of 2.5 miles. I decided […]
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now threatening to file a lawsuit against Hallmark, alleging “traditional and systematic bigotry”. They are accusing […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My husband works full-time, and when he gets home, and also on weekends, he’s “exhausted” and needs to relax. He’s in bed by […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
While attending my weekly visit with a psychiatrist, I told him that I was not paranoid or delusional, but my emotions were based on facts. […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am writing this to relieve a heavy burden I have carried for many years. I’m 16 and have had a crush on […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
While doing my early morning walk the other day, an unusual thing happened. A bunny approached me, and then began hopping next to me during […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a family problem, which is, my daughters aren’t speaking. These are mature women in their 50s who have had their differences […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My nephew named Wilson, unfortunately always hangs out with the wrong crowd. He finally got arrested for trying to rob a bank, even though his […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My husband and I have been together for 10 years. He is a professional musician, so a lot of my time is spent […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
About ten years ago, while visiting some of the subtropical wetlands in North Carolina, I noticed a very strange looking plant. Instead of having leaves, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a problem. My best friend is moving away to a different state this summer. She is my only friend, and I’m […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I got cheated earlier in the week while riding the bus, when a guy broke a $20 bill for me, by giving two singles and […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’ve been married to a wonderful woman for two years and she has a son who is a freshman in high school. Like […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I am disappointed and a little offended at my son. Last week I asked to borrow $100 from him and he made me fill out […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, When I watch videos on my laptop or phone, I usually use headphones so the noise doesn’t disturb others. If the video is […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The best counselor you can have when you stand before God on Judgement Day, is Jesus Christ. Unfortunately, if you reject him, you will be […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Recently, I attended my daughter’s high school graduation. It was an outdoor event, and to my chagrin, the whole crowd to our left […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine that I felt has always been mentally unstable, recently got hired as a distributor for cashews. (What a nutjob).
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a wealthy man, and I own several very successful companies. My wife is a stay at home mom. I don’t have […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I can still remember the day my family, including my nieces, nephews, siblings, cousins, aunts and uncles had gathered together, waiting for the hospital to […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My 15-year-old son will be entering 10th grade. He has been a member of the school band since sixth grade. After performing in […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was hanging out with a friend of mine when he began flirting bigtime with this very attractive lady he had just met, and he […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I was divorced three years ago, and I recently went on some dating sites to find a possible companion. All the women I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Maintaining the same job while in hell will be difficult, because everyone residing there will be getting fired.
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m in a second marriage, which was only for the benefit of insurance so my husband could get insurance through my employer’s plan. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Later this year, I will be working on an invention that beeps anytime a condescending guest in your home gives you a sneer or a […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My son, “Jimmy,” is 8. His father and I are divorced, and he is facing jail time. Jimmy sees him every other weekend. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My neighbor, who has often hacked into companies and wreaked havoc on their systems, told me that he recently hacked into the Book of Life, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My husband was married before for 20 years. We have been married for 30 years. We get along great, except lately he has […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A lady that I used to date would always attack my character every time she got mad at me, always referring to me as a […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a 28-year-old man who works hard at a full-time job and no longer lives with his parents. I’ve always been fairly independent […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My mother-in-law recently moved close to us. What drives me crazy is her entire focus is on us! She walks right into our […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A lot of my friends tell me that every time I text them, I always include at least one word that starts with the letters […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have been married to my wife for four years. During that time, my mother have called her and her family “trashy” because […]