I reluctantly went back to Chicago for Christmas, even though I know a good portion of my relatives can’t stand each other. To my surprise, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have six children, and my husband wants six more. I have told him countless times that I don’t want any more kids, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I just turned six last month. How does the eight reindeer have the energy to fly all over the world in one night? […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Should babies that are still in the womb passed their due date, be labeled as squatters?
COMMENTARY: Absolutely! The New England Journal of Medicine has documented case after case, proving that unborn babies (squatters) that go passed their due date are […]
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Dear Blake, I’m only five years old, and I want to know if Santa Claus is real. Signed, Jimmy from Cheyenne, Wyoming * * * […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A scene that’s permanently etched in my mind happened when I was a little boy on a vacation with my family in Vermont. I saw […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Just like Native Americans, do you think hillbillies should be given special rights? Such as giving them immunity from liquor laws when they make their own moonshine, or maybe marry any cousin that they want?
COMMENTARY: I still have no idea why Tennessee, Kentucky, and West Virginia were admitted into the union.
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have mounting personal problems and I never know what to do. Can I come see you, because I need someone I can […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 5’10” and I prefer only to date men that are taller than I am. However, I rarely find a man over 6 […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I had such a weird dream the last month. I dreamed that we found life on millions of other planets, and out of all the […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My boyfriend always says something that humiliates me every time we go to social function. He does it whether it’s a Christmas Party, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’ve been a lawyer for over 20 years, and I hate lawyers. They are constantly filing pointless paperwork which causes unnecessary delays, and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I never go to concerts where they will be playing classical music. My reason being, is that the violinists often make some weird expressions while […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Between the west coast, the Midwest, and the east coast, which region generally speaking has the most thugs?
COMMENTARY: Because I was born and raised in Chicago, I have to say the Midwest. The extensive contributions that my friends and relatives have made […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, In reference to dating, at what point should I tell a woman anything I think she wants to hear? Signed, Jay from Tucson, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I live in a state where we have the lowest DUI in America. How do you explain that? Signed, Johanna from Wellington, Colorado […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have always been fascinated by the woodpecker, so I actually met with an ornithologist (the study of birds) with a list of questions. He […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I live in a suburb outside of Chicago. No matter where I look, I can’t find a job. Do you know who’s hiring? […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think the grim reaper should be allowed to sue someone in small claims court if the person “cheated death?”
COMMENTARY: According to the ACLU, yes. They would argue that judicially speaking, even residents from the pit of hell are entitled to equal protection under […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have been Facebook friends with this lady that I really like. She wants to meet me soon, but she refuses to post […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I got into a really intense debate with my cousin the other day. He was trying to convince me the Eggnog comes from yellow chickens. […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have the holiday season blues. My family thinks I’m weird and doesn’t want be around me, my co-workers can’t stand me, and […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think if a mother-to-be has an unborn child that is constantly kicking her, should she have the right to file assault charges?
COMMENTARY: I don’t have a problem with the child getting arrested immediately after being born. But I would have a problem with a policeman using […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My ex-wife has always prided herself of curing illnesses with home remedies. I called her the other day and I told her that I had […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have never shopped on Black Friday. I plan on camping out in front of a store all night next Thursday and I’m […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
There are very few adults as ignorant as I am about medical issues and terms, which is one of the reasons why I hate getting […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My wife and I have a 19 year old son that is the laziest, most disrespectful person I know. All he wants to […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Do you think all politicians can be bought? Signed, Chuck from Dayton, Ohio * * * * * * * * Dear Chuck, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I genuinely believe that there was never a moon landing because the basic evidence simply is not there. If it happened, why won’t NASA tell […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 22 years old and this was the first time I ever voted. I diligently followed politics for months and I was really […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you knew it would save you a lot of money on eyeglasses, hats, make-up, etc, would you allow your head to be shrunken by some primitive people from a remote tribe in South America if you knew it wouldn’t kill you?
COMMENTARY: I personally know of some people that even if they agreed to do this, their brain could remain in its original size and still […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Tonight we are suppose to adjust for daylight savings time. I am a very organized person and I am currently trying to decide […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was in the 99¢ Store today, when one of the employees told me that everything in the store now costs $1.00. I immediately stopped […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My lazy next door neighbor regularly uses his leaf blower to blow the leaves from his trees off of his front lawn, unto […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it will be a lot more compassionate, if when God tossed people into hell, instead of having them initially endure the maximum heat, He gradually turned it up only 500 degrees per day until it reached the hottest temperature
COMMENTARY: Considering that’s the way everyone preheats an oven, it sounds reasonable to me (as long as I’m on the outside looking in).
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Dear Blake, My little girl wants to dress up as a witch on Halloween. I am totally against this idea. What do you think? Signed, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
While shopping at Walmart today, I was an eyewitness to a shoplifter being chased by security. The shoplifter ran through the lingerie and tried to […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Our house is about to get foreclosed on. We are so angry, that we want to set it on fire. What do you […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Suppose a married couple with a long criminal past has a baby. Do you think it will be a good idea to keep the child in their play pen as much as possible, since statistically speaking, he/she will more than likely end up in prison and should try to get used to it an early age?
COMMENTARY: Last week in the news, a six year was arrested for pistol whipping a classmate with a water gun. So getting kids accustomed to […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a very insecure woman in my current relationship. I’m 55, he’s only 27 and I easily get jealous. What can I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I bought some cards about 20 years ago to play solitaire, but only until recently did I discover that three of them were missing. All […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m thinking about moving to Alaska. I don’t want to appear to be a bigot, but I don’t want to live near any […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law, that if a person carjacked a vehicle and returned it within 48 hours with a full tank of gas, all charges must be dropped?
COMMENTARY: I would add that the car would also have to be washed, and the interior vacuumed. This way, car thieves won’t be getting off […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m thinking about joining the military. But I won’t shoot a gun, I won’t get a haircut, and I don’t like being ordered […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I think that flowers are some of God’s greatest creations. They look nice and smell really nice. That’s why I don’t understand why some people […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you respect a politician that did not lie, cheat, and steal?
COMMENTARY: Personally, I would not respect him/her. It’s almost like they’re saying that they are better than everyone else, and that kind of arrogance is […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am employed by a very difficult man. I’m underpaid and over worked. He wants me to book him a vacation to the […]