I can still remember the first girl I was ever attracted to. It happened one winter in Chicago when I was still in grammar […]
COMMENTARY: I wouldn’t be surprised if my grandmother did that. She’s in her mid 90’s and she’s been arrested and kick out of several […]
COMMENTARY: My mother was really mad at me one time and could find a belt. So she grabbed my little brother by the ankles […]
COMMENTARY: I totally believe that women with no children should only date men with no children. This gives them more quality time together. Time to […]
COMMENTARY: In my opinion, never!!! My reasons are, if they really don’t have any psychic powers, they’re a fraud, and no services were rendered. If […]
COMMENTARY: I saw two really big guys square off in a front of a large crowd. Both of them were around 6’6″ and weighed […]
COMMENTARY: I would consider “b” because I love negotiating. But “c” would be the most fun.
COMMENTARY: This is something that I would seriously consider, if they also included a ten year supply of breath mints.
I was in New York City riding on an elevator in the Empire State Building with a group of tourists, when a tour guide boastfully proclaimed, […]
COMMENTARY: I’m from Chicago. An hour… at the most. Twenty minutes if they land on the west side.
COMMENTARY: This would not include pistols, or any other smaller guns that could be concealed in backpacks, unless they had written permission from their parents.
COMMENTARY: According to my ex-wife, Illinois has one less idiot since I left, and the the state I presently reside in, has one more. For the […]
COMMENTARY: As long the jury can’t be sentenced to death, I think this is a great idea. Life without parole is also acceptable in my eyes. […]
COMMENTARY: Absolutely not! I believe it is totally ridiculous for a women to continue to try to dupe men into believing that giving birth is painful. […]
COMMENTARY: Not only should there be a mandated course, the state should also institute a dress code. Some of those people should read the book “Dress […]
COMMENTARY: The spouse should be willing to have the surgery to be the opposite sex, just to combat the growing number of broken homes.
COMMENTARY: I believe that gang members should have medical coverage with special rates on gunshot wounds. As far as a decent pension, most gang members […]
COMMENTARY: I’d probably take an ex-girlfriend that really used me. She always liked hot baths, so lava should be pretty soothing for her.
COMMENTARY: As long as the can land the plane, I suppose it’s acceptable.
I recently broke up with a woman that I thought loved me because she bought me a very expensive watch. I later found out she […]
COMMENTARY: I would never burn down their house… if I had access to some explosives.