Dear Blake, I’m thinking about joining the military. But I won’t shoot a gun, I won’t get a haircut, and I don’t like being ordered […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I think that flowers are some of God’s greatest creations. They look nice and smell really nice. That’s why I don’t understand why some people […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you respect a politician that did not lie, cheat, and steal?
COMMENTARY: Personally, I would not respect him/her. It’s almost like they’re saying that they are better than everyone else, and that kind of arrogance is […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am employed by a very difficult man. I’m underpaid and over worked. He wants me to book him a vacation to the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently put in a request with NASCAR to become a professional driver. I told them that I was qualified, because when I lived in […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a 60 year old man that’s very attracted to young women. Where do you think I should go? Signed, Rick from Billings, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a single middle-aged man that is losing his hair. I don’t want to spend thousands of dollars for some plugs, but I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How many dead people in Chicago do you think will vote in November’s election?
COMMENTARY: I’m predicting a high zombie turnout, due to the fact that many may qualify for ObamaCare.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In a chartered boat at dusk off the coast of San Diego, I and about ten other people were watching the migrating California gray whales. […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My son wants me to buy him some very violent video games for his birthday. I find these games objectionable. What do you […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a blonde, and my boyfriend says all of us our dumb. Is that true? Signed, Allison from Baltimore, Maryland * * * […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – I recently gave myself some bad advice and I’m serious thinking about suing myself. Will the courts allow me to do that?
COMMENTARY: I’m thinking about representing myself in court too. I hope I can afford my legal fees. (Yeah, I got issues).
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think people will have internet access in hell?
COMMENTARY: If they do, people will literally be getting “hot” mail.
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 7 years old and in the 3rd grade. My big brother in the 4th grade is constantly beating me up. What should […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Should dwarfs that are doctors, be allowed to perform surgery from a highchair?
COMMENTARY: I suppose that would be ok. But I would have a problem with a dwarf being an obstetrician. They can get a hernia from […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My son has a crystal-meth lab in our basement. I and everyone else in my family has asked him to remove it, but […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Since football season started, my husband completely ignores me on Sundays. What should I do? Signed, Cheryl from Indianapolis, Indiana * * * […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I personally believe, that the Milky Way candy bars are made on a distant planet on the other side of the galaxy. And these alleged […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think doctors should be allowed to put patients in medically induced comas, until their panicking family members acquires the necessary insurance coverage that will secure their release?
COMMENTARY: As long as their medical bill doesn’t include storage fees, it sounds reasonable to me.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have heard about people finding valuable historic documents at yard sales, and it finally happened to me. I found a framed picture of President […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Suppose your former friends or relatives were able to call you on the phone from hell. Would you feel guilty if they were screaming about the heat, while you happen to be sipping on a Slurpee?
COMMENTARY: I would tell them I was drinking some hot cocoa. In my opinion, that’s more compassionate.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I am really glad that both RNC and DNC conventions are over. After watching both of them, I haven’t heard so many exaggerations and outright […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Ladies, suppose you went past your due date for your child to be born. How would you feel if your child refused to come out, unless you agreed to his/her list of demands that they handed out to your doctor on the delivery table?
COMMENTARY: It would be even worst if the unborn child also found a way to barricade themselves in.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My life is so screwed up. Yesterday, I had my palm read, and they found a typo. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I hate delays, especially if it’s my fault. I planned on putting my father in a nursing home two weeks ago, but it’s taking me […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Is it possible to have a romantic evening in front of a fireplace, if you’re in hell?
COMMENTARY: If they had a dating service down there, it will probably be called “Matches.com”. (What did you expect? The question itself was idiotic).
Life through Blake’s eyes…
On my quest to prove the existence of Noah’s Ark, I went to Mount Ararat in Turkey. This is where, according to the bible, the ark […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Ladies, how would you feel, if while getting an ultrasound, you saw your unborn child flashing gang signs?
COMMENTARY: What would even be more disturbing, is while in the womb, the baby is seen holding some stolen merchandise. What the…
Wacky Weekend Questions – How would you feel if while boarding a plane, you overheard the pilot say to a stewardess, that he smokes marijuana to calm his nerves during in flight turbulence?
COMMENTARY: If I also saw a crack pipe sticking out of his shirt pocket, I’d probably switch airlines (unless I had a window seat).
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After conducting an extensive three year investigation, I have concluded that the number one cause for forest fires, is flames. And number two, is trees. […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you remove your child from a preschool, if many of their classmates regularly carried a set of brass knuckles in their lunchboxes?
COMMENTARY: I would remove them out if they often came home with blood stains in their clothes that didn’t easily wash out. That’s where I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
THE TOP SPEED OF FOUR ANIMALS Horse………………40 MPH […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Even though the deal didn’t go through, should I hold it against my parents, because when I was six years old, they tried to sell me to a travelling band of gypsies?
COMMENTARY: Subconsciously, maybe this is why as an adult, I don’t like Italian food… or my parents.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Hey everybody, don’t waste your money renting the dvd, “The Sopranos”. It’s not a musical and family friendly as the title suggests. No one was […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
HINTS TO DROP TO GET THE BIRTHDAY GIFT YOU WANT 1. Women, if you want your husband to buy you a new wardrobe. Tell him […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The discus toss in the Olympics brings back some very unpleasant memories. I got hit in the head with one in 2002 and was knocked […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – As long as everyone remained in their seats with their safety belts on, would you have a problem with commercial jets being modified, so that passengers could roll the windows down during the flight?
COMMENTARY: Personally, I’m fine with this. But I would hope that the airlines would not allow people to let their dogs hang their heads out […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
OLYMPIC EVENTS THAT I THINK SHOULD BE ADDED 1. Gang combat – This gives an opportunity for bigots, thugs, and low-lifes, to competitively express themselves. […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If someone remarries their former spouse, should the state and federal government revoke their driver’s licenses and voting privileges, because it appears they do not have the ability to think rationally?
COMMENTARY: And, to insure that this mindset isn’t perpetuated in any household, forced sterilization is also an option that should be seriously considered.
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it will hurt dealerships if they go ahead with their plans starting next year, mandating that people will have to pass a basic I.Q. test before being allowed to buy a Smart Car?
COMMENTARY: No doubt, that people who went to a public school will allege that they are flagrantly being discriminated against.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
OLYMPIC EVENTS THAT I THINK SHOULD BE ABANDONED 1. The Equestrian – Horses in the Olympics? Are you freakn’ kidding me? It should be humans […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
HOW CERTAIN CITIES AND STATES GOT THEIR NAMES One of the states got its name indirectly from Coca-Cola in the late 1850’s. The soft drinks […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – According to the bible in Revelation 21:21, the street in heaven will be made of gold. If you get there, will you be embarrassed if you never really learned how to parallel park?
COMMENTARY: On the other hand at least up there, if someone dings your vehicle with their car door, they’ll be honest enough to admit to […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it would be unlawful for a cop to give an individual a ticket, because they were so ugly, that they stopped traffic?
COMMENTARY: I feel, if a person is really that physically unappealing, they should only be allowed to walk the streets late at night, and or […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was in Walmart buying a few items because I had some guests coming over, when I noticed a policeman following me. He stayed within […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My brother called me and was bragging about how proud he was that his daughter graduated second in her class. Initially I was proud too, […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a federal law, that would give an exact number of malicious lies a politician could tell while campaigning, before they were legally bound to tell the truth?
COMMENTARY: I have a feeling, only politicians that aren’t planning on running for another term, will support this idea.