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I met a childhood friend of mine that I haven’t seen in decades. I told him I was retired from the federal government and I […]

My nephew has often complained about working at a company that makes axes. He worked there for ten years, vowing to never to do that […]

Before I purchase a computer, I always do some research on it to ensure that I am very familiar with the product. This week I […]

My next door neighbor knows that I retired from the USPS. He was living in the same house for ten years, moved out, and then […]

When I am in a rush, I hate it when people try to sell me something that I don’t want or need. As I was […]

This couple that lives next door, are always trying to impress me with how “smart” and “well informed” they are. They told me yesterday that […]

I remember seeing the strangest call a referee has ever made in a football game. After both teams were lined up and the ball was […]

I saw a lady pushing a shopping cart that appeared to be heavy and I offered to help her. She immediately began yelling and cursing […]

My next door neighbors recently bought a car for their irresponsible son… and now the police has it. When a state trooper stopped him for […]

For Christmas, I bought my son a really nice (expensive) portable tool kit. But after I gave it to him, I believe it’s highly unlikely […]

Next door to me lives an eight year old spoiled brat! On Christmas Day for the past few years, he would have a major temper […]

My nephew that lives in Chicago has a lot of misplaced pride. He recently got his driver’s license, and he was bragging to me that […]

If you are a very private person like am, never reveal anything to a grandfather clock that you don’t want made public or you want […]

Claustrophobia is a form of anxiety disorder, in which an irrational fear of having no escape or being closed-in can lead to a panic attack. […]

A female friend has been jogging daily in attempt to shed some pounds, specifically from her butt. In the past she has never been late […]

A friend of mine wasn’t watching where he was walking, and he tripped and fell face first into a grill he just fired up. He […]

I now have first hand proof on how crooked people can be, no matter how rich they are. Earlier this week while I was in […]

I have a friend of mine who trains animals, has started a new business. He has taught canines to detect and point out anyone that […]

My nephew was complaining to me about not getting anything free from the local community last Veteran’s Day. I explained to him that spending more […]

A long time ago when I was about to get married, I ran into a childhood friend of mine. I remembered while growing up, everyone […]

I had breakfast with my former wife yesterday, and the experience was awful! She criticized me about everything I had ever done in my life […]

My best friend’s daughter is 23 years old who recently went out on her first date, has fallen head-over-heels for this new guy. She is […]

A friend of mine has a very unusual medical condition. He told me has a sensation of whirling and a loss of balance, when looking […]

Out of curiosity, I recently opened up my Timex because I had it for years and it has never ran down. To my surprise after […]

I have been trying to pick up a few pounds, so I have been consuming food that has a lot of calories. A friend I […]

A few years ago, I had a job putting air in floatable birds that people used in their swimming pools. When I reflect on what […]

When the album “Purple Rain” first came out, my best friend that lives in Minnesota was actually close friends with Prince. She said one day […]

I was hiking alone in an Oregon forest, when I was involved in a terrifying incident. While on the trail at dusk, a gigantic creature […]

I have a friend of mine that’s currently in the hospital. It’s his own fault for trying this new soft drink, even though I repeatedly […]

Yesterday, a friend of mine went swimming in the ocean, and told me about a terrifying incident he experienced. He was in a boat with […]

For about the past ten years or so, my next door neighbor has been a member of the PAFLU (People Always Finding Life Uninteresting). He […]

My next door neighbor who spontaneously takes naps nearly every day, recently found out that he has narcolepsy. When he told me that after he […]

I have a friend of mine that has been declared legally insane by a psychiatrist, and I feel that the diagnosis was unreasonable and unfair. […]

While boarding a plane on a recent flight, I noticed that the cockpit door was open. One man in there appeared to be intensely going […]

I recently went camping with a few friends of mine, and while out in the woods, I almost got into a fight. What prompted the […]

A friend of mine who is a dentist, recently had his insurance claim rejected after he alleged his office was broken into and robbed. The […]

I saw an example that cheaters never win. A few weeks ago while playing a game with a friend of mine, I looked at my […]

I have a friend of mine that owns a mattress store, and that’s where he decided to get married to save money. Unfortunately, the Justice […]

Once again, the pastor of my church threatened to kick me out, because he felt I drew “another” idiotic conclusion regarding the bible. Anyway, I […]

I have a friend that paints some beautiful pictures on canvas, that are displayed in several galleries around town. But once a year during the […]

Something I just learned from watching the National Geographic Channel, is that lions in zoos are fed mostly horse meat. And zoologists state that out […]

I have a friend of mine that’s a surgeon. The last time I saw him, he was working on a new soft drink he created, […]