BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Mitt Romney finally admits that in prep school, he got angry and held a classmate down to cut his […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Hasbro Toys announces they will be selling a scale model of Osama Bin Laden’s Pakistan home. It was […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA announces that they disrupted a plan by some Middle Eastern terrorists to kill Americans. The extremists created […]
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LADY GAGA by Ben Heine
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BOB MARLEY by Ben Heine
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg listens closely to Kermit the Frog’s public confession at Yankee Stadium. With slurred […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Parker Brothers, who manufactures “Monopoly” and “Scrabble”, are defending their controversial decision regarding Congress. They said that they […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Legal experts nationwide are stating that they are baffled over the most recent comment made by U.S. Attorney Eric […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At the conclusion of an investigation by the ATF, several top executives of the Wrigley’s Corporation have been indicted […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the Pentagon, over the last decade the number of Catholic chaplains in the military has dropped by […]
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EMINEM by Ben Heine
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama responds to black pastors nationwide, that are outraged the he supports same sex marriages. He tells them […]
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U.S. & World History – On June 25, 1876, in a ravine near Little Bighorn River in Montana, General Custer and his 266 men were surrounded […]
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MARILYN MONROE by Ben Heine
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson announces his plans to call for a boycott of all the upcoming performances by David Copperfield. Jackson […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Both the RNC and DNC have reluctantly acknowledged that the majority of American are nauseated with both Mitt Romney […]
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JOHNNY DEPP AS THE MAD HATTER by Ben Heine
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now stating that they plan on aggressively lobbying for a law that will ban all ultra […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Havana, Cuba – Pope Benedict XVI stated that he was deeply disappointed, after having a lengthy meeting with Fidel Castro. The Pope […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Jackson, Mississippi – Women in the Black Panthers are now targeting Victoria’s Secret stores, alleging flagrant racial discrimination. They are stating that […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My cousin told me, that his new girlfriend wanted him to take her to see “The Avengers”. He told her that he had a big problem […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What is the most common age for teenagers, when parents can’t stand the sight of these bone-headed disrespectful morons?
COMMENTARY: The most common age by my observation and experience, is any number that has “teen” in it. If they still are living home after […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00, would you let a dentist pull out every other tooth in your mouth, and it had to remain that way for one year?
COMMENTARY: I would do it in a heartbeat. I would also make some more money in October, using my smile as model of how to […]
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THE WINDY CITY SKYLINE AT NIGHT
Life through Blake’s eyes…
About a month ago, I played a joke on a therapist in my neighborhood. She had the sign “Therapist”, in front of her office. So […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hundreds of people jeered and booed President Hu Jintao of China, after he said that the United States has […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – As suspected by political analysts, President Obama tells Robin Roberts of ABC News, that he is in favor of […]
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DISGUISES
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – National Geographic announces that they have discovered some ancient writings in South America that predates the Mayan calendar. Archeologists […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Obama reluctantly gives a speech to a large congregation in Chicago. He explained to them that in the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – At the Cathedral Square in the Kremlin, newly elected Russian President Vladimir Putin, has millions of citizens scared and […]
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BAY OF GIBRALTAR
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BREAKING NEWS – Lake Forest, California – Pastor Rick Warren of Saddleback Church, is now expanding his ministry to include mammals at Sea World. He […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Lansing, Michigan – Mitt Romney now states that he agrees with most political analysts, that Senator John McCain was the most boring, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are said to be considering the recent offer by New Line Cinema, to star […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Nutley, New Jersey – The attorney of Patricia Krentcil, John Caruso, finally gives an explanation for her abnormally dark tan. He stated […]
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SPEEDING DOWN A WET ROAD
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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – According to statistics, 90% of all Hindus in India are strict observers of their religion. Nearly all of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – President Obama is photographed at the southern border watching people enter the United States illegally. He was said […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – French President Nicholas Sarkozy loses in his bid for a second term. He later admitted that his biggest mistake, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU and PETA have joined forces to try to get a law passed, that would make speaking in […]
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BLUE HOUR AT PIAZZA SAN MARCO
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BREAKING NEWS – Nutley, New Jersey – Patricia Krentcil, who was arrested for taking her young daughter to a tanning salon, may get the last […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is now stating that he is definitely reducing government spending in the near future. It appears that […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After all these years, my ex-wife has finally forgiven me for being such a lousy husband. She told me that she personally organized a social […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – To unclog our prisons and criminal courts, would you support a law that would execute criminals sentenced to death, on the same business day they are convicted?
COMMENTARY: That works for me, except if any executions have to take place after normal business hours, it should be postponed until the next day. […]