BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Burger King and Dairy Queen are now publicly stating that they are currently receiving marriage counseling. According […]
BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – According to a Hollywood insider as well as Las Vegas odds makers, the two front runners for the best […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Keith Olbermann announces that he is leaving MSNBC after they refused to renew his contract. MSNBC […]
BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – According to ESPN, a group of cross-dressing men say they will continue to picket the NHRA until they give […]
BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An appeals court in Chicago orders that Rahm Emanuel’s name be removed from the ballot to run for mayor […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During his speech while in the White House, President Hu Jintao of China stated that many Chinese American citizens are […]
BREAKING NEWS – Beaverton, Oregon – A plastic surgeon hired by Nike, stated that Tiger Woods agreed to have the “swish” sign permanently shaped on his […]
COMMENTARY: As I understand it, a balanced breakfast is always a good way to start the day.
COMMENTARY: And during that time you had to listen nonstop to a cd that played a serene waterfall.
BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A jeweler displays an earring her store is currently marketing, designed to appeal to female suicide bombers. The store […]
BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Teresa Scanlan, Miss Nebraska screams in pain while being crowned Miss America. Last year’s winner Caressa Cameron from […]
BREAKING NEWS – Topeka, Kansas – A fire breaks out and completely engulfs a fertilizer factory. Fire Chief Allen R. Bradshaw stated that it’s literally […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After a very intense two hour heated debate, President Obama and President Hu Jintao of China still couldn’t come […]
BREAKING NEW – Detroit, Michigan – Ford Motor Company unveils its latest creation called the “Thinmobile”. It will be heavily marketed in the garment district […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, proudly displays a case that contains all the needles that’s been used to give […]
BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Betty Boop announces that she plans to launch her very own exclusive social networking website in the near […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Spider-Man Musical on Broadway has been postponed again, this time until March. The source of […]
BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Richard Daley announced that he will not seek re-election after running the city for 21 years. He said […]
BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – President Felipe Calderón holds a press conference to address an unexpected problem for his country. Due to the […]
BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Because it’s already illegal to be talking on a cell phone while driving in Florida, Governor Rick Scott is […]
BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – A local resident was photographed hosing down his house, after he realized that someone had broken in, and was […]
COMMENTARY: I feel this is fair and reasonable. And at the time of the termination of the lease, if they were the cause of me losing […]
COMMENTARY: I would probably still stay all night, and pray that I didn’t get fleas.