BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After receiving an award at the Golden Globes, actress Jody Foster announces that she is retiring from acting, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After getting an offer from ABC and giving it a lot of thought, Ann Romney decides […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After getting into a heating argument with Alex Jones, CNN host Piers Morgan says he’ll deport […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – A new bombshell book called “Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood & The Prison of Belief.” by New Yorker writer Lawrence […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Prague, Czech Republic – Vladimir Franz stands in front of a cheering crowd as he announces the collection of 88,388 signatures to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – A picture taken of President Obama at the beach in 2008, shows that he has been consistent in his […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – In an unexpected statement, Louis Farrakhan praises actor/director Tyler Perry. He explained, that Madea is an admirable and positive […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) is outraged at ESPN’s Brent Musburger for commenting on how attractive Alabama quarterback […]
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10 predictions from some well known psychics for 2013: 1. Rosie O’Donnell is hospitalized when she has an allergic reaction to wearing lipstick for the […]
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U.S. & World History – New information has been discovered for the main reason there were Salem witch trials in 1692. According to some 300 year […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Comedian Bill Maher now realizes that he will probably get sued by Donald Trump if he doesn’t make […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Four newly named archbishops at the Epiphany Mass St. Peter’s Basilica collapse, overcome with grief regarding a future […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Al Gore responds to his staff, after they accuse him of having “no credibility”, for selling Current TV […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – The ACLU is no longer suing the famous Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders for not allowing gay men to try out […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – After an Autumn/Winter fashion show, clothes designer Hentsch Man admitted he was intoxicated when he came up with the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Zookeeper Zuzana Matyasova is seen teaching penguins some fundamental literary skills. Matyasova says she is confident that within a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented move, the ACLU along with NEA (National Education Association) are demanding Immigration immediately ban Asians from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA announces that their Curiosity rover found a flower on the surface of Mars. Scientists believe that is was […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – In a desperate attempt to make the playoffs, the struggling L.A. Lakers make an unprecedented move. They are […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The ACLU states that they strongly back the Journal-News, for publishing a map of the names […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Al Gore, has made himself $100 million richer, by selling his little watched […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Statue of Liberty’s daughter gets arrested again for trying to visit her mother in New […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After getting back together with his former fiancé, 86 year old Hugh Hefner finally marries 26 year old […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS is now suing Arab tv station Al Jazeera and the Qatar Media Corporation, for editing Sesame Street without […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Antonio, Texas – An unnamed with a split personality kidnapped himself and is now making ransom demands. Negotiator Willie Dillon stated […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Allendale, England – Amnesty International as well as other human rights organizations, are stating that a northern British town has crossed a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – In a town hall meeting at the Palace Theater, filmmaker Michael Moore announces that in 2013 he will […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kim Kardashian announces that she is pregnant and Kanye West is the father. Her obstetrician stated […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Gary, Indiana – The honesty and integrity of the late Michael Jackson and his brothers is now being questioned. It turns out […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D. C. – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid looks grim after his medical records became public, showing that he has been […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Kathmandu, Nepal – The government of Nepal is now blaming the influence of the United States for ruining their Yomari Puni festival. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congress is now voting on a bill that will authorize anyone to use deadly force against an aggressive cow, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – An insider from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, predicts the top three likely women to win […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Breezy Point, New York – A 60 foot finback whale washed ashore in a quiet coastal community in Queens. Rather than spend […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington. D.C. – Due to the ongoing growth of the Latino population on the west coast, President Obama has issued an order […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – Hundreds of Hindus that now believe that reincarnation is untrue and cows are no longer sacred, are being […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Piers Morgan tells pastor Rick Warren that the bible is “inherently flawed”, and asserted that […]
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An investigative reporter from Unconfirmed Breaking News went to the top 10 hospitals in America and discovered that they weren’t so tip top: 1. Massachusetts […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Women’s organizations nationwide are threatening to boycott NBC’s “Today Show”, if Matt Lauer is not immediately […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Doctors and scientists at UCLA Medical Center believe they have created a way to inject hamster DNA into […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama maintains that the former assistant secretary of state for diplomatic security Eric Boswell, and former deputy assistant […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Heilongjiang, China – China bans swimming in the winter when a man dies after getting out of the Song Hua River. Apparently […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Harry Belafonte is all smiles sitting next Al Sharpton, anticipating the announcement of the winner of the “2012 […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Director Spike Lee feels that Quentin Tarantino’s new slavery revenge flick “Django Unchained”, is disrespectful toward […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – According to an upcoming documentary on ESPN, former boxer Mike Tyson has dramatically changed over the years. The […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Benedict XVI granted his former butler Paolo Gabriele a Christmas pardon, forgiving him in person during a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Five elf kingpins representing the most powerful rival toy making cartels near Santa’s Village have been arrested, charged […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The recently released movie “The Hobbit”, is presently being called racist by Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan, because […]