BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams of NBC Nightly News states that the accusations toward him, that he often indirectly […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The United Nations has now confirmed that new North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and Russell from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Due to their recent cutbacks because of the economy, the North Pole Police Department state that they no […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Dubuque, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul tells a crowd that he is much wiser than the three other GOP candidates, because he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder states that he objects to South Carolina’s new voting I.D. law because it’s unfair […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Belgorod, Russia – The Governor of Belgorod Yevgeny Savchenko smile was temporary as Prime Minister Vladimir Putin stands in front of him […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Kunming, China – The government demolishes a building after discovering that it was used as a sweat shop to employ hundreds of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hoffman Estates, Illinois – The chief executive of Sears Holdings Corp. Louis D’Ambrosio, announces that they will be closing approximately 120 Sears […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of people are demanding to see the recent individual I.Q. test results of all the members […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Rodong Sinmun, the official state-run newspaper announces that Kim Jong-un is now being called the Supreme Commander. Threatening […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson files a $150 million civil lawsuit in federal court against President Obama. The civil rights activist states […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – In a deposition Kobe Bryant made to his wife Vanessa’s attorney during the divorce proceedings, he admitted to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The DNC chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, now admit that they are the ones behind a new policy implemented by […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – On December 24th, Pope Benedict XVI delivers a message, warning people about the ongoing commercialization of Christmas. He then […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Westminster Kennel Club announces that they are presently creating a social network exclusively for dogs, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Former President Jimmy Carter angers a lot of people after giving his condolences to Korea regarding the death of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Over thirty unemployed elves froze to death and even more were treated for frostbite at the North Pole Hospital. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chris Matthews the host of “Hardball”, is said to be really depressed over the possibility of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennessee – During the church service at New Salem Missionary Baptist Church, a brawl broke out during communion between Pastor Frank […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden announces that the Taliban is not our enemy. He added that just because they regularly […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The American Psychiatric Association announces that their most recent experiment with a large group of people addressing the same […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – After the death of Kim Jong-il, Korean leaders are concerned if his son Kim Jong un, is prepared […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MTV announces that in the summer of 2012 they will be airing their new reality show […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Gloria Allred states at a press conference, that she alone clearly is the best qualified person to represent […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An unnamed source from MSNBC stated that they are now second guessing the decision to hire […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Vanessa Bryant states at a press conference, that the last straw that compelled her to file for a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – GOP candidate and former Utah governor Jon Huntsman, states that he is now seriously considering getting out […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – Four students from Riverhead HS were suspended for kneeling and praying in the same way the Denver […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Anamosa, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul’s supporters are now privately stating that they have some serious concerns over his latest anti-military statement. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The cooling off period apparently is over between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell, as the two continue to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to the IRS, civil rights activist Al Sharpton presently owes $2.6 million in federal taxes. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sioux City, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul apologizes for snoozing through the entire debate. He later stated that he believes that one […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Governor Rick Perry revises his statement regarding seeking the GOP nomination. He initially stated that God told him that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Doctors from Massachusetts General Hospital and scientists from NASA, confirm that a Martian was nearly beaten to death by […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Oslo, Norway – Three women, Leymah Gbowee, Tawakul Karman, and Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf are seen at city hall in Oslo, Norway holding their […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Mitt Romney who is a devout Mormon is seen making a list for the caterer to the debate, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – Congress approves a law that prohibits people who allow Santa Claus to come down their chimney delivering presents, from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After months of speculation, Bill O’Reilly of the O’Reilly Factor public airs some information he recently […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC accuses Fox News of being extremely unpatriotic. Phil Griffin the President of MSNBC, states that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – On the House floor, Congresswoman Barbara Lee states that the GOP was trying to deny blacks the right to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Thousands of Muscovites tangle with the police after they gathered near the Kremlin. The protesters were outraged at Russia’s […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – After Mitt Romney bet Governor Rick Perry $10,000.00 regarding a national health care mandate, U.S. Attorney General Eric […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An unnamed employee of Donald Trump, states that the outspoken billionaire was angry and agitated, that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Attorneys for PETA file a lawsuit against Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook. The animals rights organization state that they […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – At LaGuardia Airport, two flight attendants for American Airlines opened the emergency exits, and evacuated over […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Due to cutbacks in the police force, nearly half of the squad cars were sold, forcing local law […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The House Committee unanimously rejected former New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine’s explanation on what happened to $1.2 billion dollars […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – PBS and Sesame Street are still trying to address the unexpected issue of Grover converting to Islam, and moving […]