BREAKING NEWS – Veracruz, Mexico – Over 800 cops leave a police station after the entire police force was disbanded in the Gulf port city […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bentonville, Arkansas – Adoption agencies nationwide are outraged at Wal-Mart’s plan to start selling babies over the counter. The retail giant defended […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hilton Head, South Carolina – A hungry Rick Perry patiently stands in a restaurant, waiting for a waitress to come and read […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – Congressman Ron Paul states that he does not understand why some blacks became hostile toward him after he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Wall Street announces that the manufacturer of Cup Cakes and Twinkies will be filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. They […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Doctors state that CBS journalist Gayle King is doing ok, after being rushed to the hospital with a broken […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sierra, Texas – The 40 year old rapper Snoop Dog, gets arrested again for marijuana possession. His attorney alleges that this is […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – American icon Wonder Bread, plans to file for bankruptcy in the very near future. The company states that it […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Mound House, Nevada – Dennis Hof, owner of the famous brothel in northern Nevada, the Bunny Ranch, state that he and his […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Advocate, which is the largest gay/lesbian magazine in the United States, voted Salt Lake City, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – In another embarrassing moment for the Kardashians, Star Magazine is reporting that Bruce Jenner is a cross dresser. Jenner […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Vanessa Bryant’s divorce attorney Laura Wasser, said that she has recently spoken at length to all of the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Ron Paul states that even if he doesn’t get the GOP nomination, he may run as an independent. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Assisi, Italy – Pope Benedict XVI is photographed relaxing on a train making his pilgrimage to the hometown of St. Francis. He […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Department of Labor announces that some businesses have grown dramatically during the Obama Administration, and are now employing […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The San Francisco Police Department are looking for a gang of gay men that broke into several homes […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Nashua, New Hampshire – Still unable to resolve his childhood inferiority issues because of his small stature, Ron Paul demands that his […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA finally admits that they were using the Space Shuttle to regularly spy on China. The space agency acknowledged […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – A fiery exchange happened between Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney regarding Romney’s Mormon faith. Santorum promised that if […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – The Denver Broncos miraculously upset the Pittsburgh Steelers in overtime 23-29. Pittsburgh Coach Mike Tomlin was openly angry at […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Rick Perry gives a “thumbs up” to his supporters with pride, after he remembered his own name without […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The Center for Disease Control and Prevention state that they have no record of Al Sharpton, Donald Trump, or […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – According to the National Enquirer, Vanessa Bryant hired a private detective and discovered that Kobe cheated on her […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – In an attempt to get the vote from all groups no matter how small, Mitt Romney states that […]
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U.S. & World History – After the recent discovery of some news articles, letters, and eye witness accounts from the early colonial period, one of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul smiles to contain his anger against his staff, after repeatedly warning them to never allow […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – After Mitt Romney beat Rick Santorum by only eight votes, the cost was revealed how much each of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Political analysts and commentators from both parties agree that President Obama’s recent statement to motivate democrats to vote in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Police arrest a carjacker and charge him with grand theft auto after they receive a panicky 911 call […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Ron Paul denies that in the past he stated that he wanted blacks, Jews and gays to leave […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – The ACLU files a lawsuit against the Anchorage Police Department for the death of a mentally unstable snowman. They […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul’s past continues to haunt him regarding his medical education and his procedures. A private investigator has […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Dera Ismail Khan, Pakistan – Prominent Al Qaeda and Taliban members has requested Pakistani militants to work with them as a team, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Lynn, Massachusetts – Eighty year old Claire Butcher has been threatened with being tossed into jail for 30 days for feeding the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles – Vanessa Byrant, Kobe’s soon to be ex-wife, states in the divorce papers that she gave the NBA star countless […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder maintains his position that it is a form of racism when minorities are forced […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams of NBC Nightly News states that the accusations toward him, that he often indirectly […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The United Nations has now confirmed that new North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and Russell from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Due to their recent cutbacks because of the economy, the North Pole Police Department state that they no […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Dubuque, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul tells a crowd that he is much wiser than the three other GOP candidates, because he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder states that he objects to South Carolina’s new voting I.D. law because it’s unfair […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Belgorod, Russia – The Governor of Belgorod Yevgeny Savchenko smile was temporary as Prime Minister Vladimir Putin stands in front of him […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Kunming, China – The government demolishes a building after discovering that it was used as a sweat shop to employ hundreds of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hoffman Estates, Illinois – The chief executive of Sears Holdings Corp. Louis D’Ambrosio, announces that they will be closing approximately 120 Sears […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of people are demanding to see the recent individual I.Q. test results of all the members […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Rodong Sinmun, the official state-run newspaper announces that Kim Jong-un is now being called the Supreme Commander. Threatening […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson files a $150 million civil lawsuit in federal court against President Obama. The civil rights activist states […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – In a deposition Kobe Bryant made to his wife Vanessa’s attorney during the divorce proceedings, he admitted to […]