COMMENTARY: I would do it if I could listen to my iPod while I publicly humliated myself. Hopefully I won’t get too stressed out as […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was really disappointed when I found out the truth about my grandfather. When I was a little boy, I could listen to him speak […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The story of my life is, when I try to do something right, I often make people mad. Last Halloween I ran out of candy, […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How do you think relationships would change, if starting tomorrow, women were able to impregnate men instead of the other way around?
COMMENTARY: If it were to ever happen, when people see men with beer bellies, that won’t be able to tell if it was from guzzling […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What are some things you’re embarassed to admit that you enjoy?
I am a little ashamed, but here are five: 1. A heated political race with plenty of mudslinging. 2. A senior citizen getting a speeding […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Editorial – VIOLENCE ON TV From the casual viewer to the couch potato, the majority of Americans think there is entirely too much violence on […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Out of all the animals God created on the sixth day, what do you think is the strangest one?
COMMENTARY: For me by far, it’s the platypus. It appears to have been made from the spare parts of other animals. It has a bill […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I went to Glacier Bay National Park in Alaska to photograph the spectacular salmon runs. As I was getting some great shots, I noticed about […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that would permanently ban interracial marriages in October between witches and goblins?
COMMENTARY: I would not ban them, because of the possibility of how hideous their baby would look. I would pay money to look at the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently had to encourage a very gullible cousin of mine to file a malpractice against a slick talking doctor. A few days after surgery, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
About a week ago, I got pulled over by a cop for talking on my cell phone while driving. He let me off with a […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Because women over sixty are now being impregnated through artificial insemination, would you support a law that would limit the age of a woman that could bear children?
COMMENTARY: I personally feel that if a woman is using a walker, while pushing her one year old child that’s in a stroller, then she’s way too old to […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Is this the only time of the year that you’re secretly jealous of some of your extremely ugly friends, because in this economy they don’t have to squander money on masks for Halloween parties?
COMMENTARY: Personally, during the month of October, I’m always a little jealous of my big-headed snaggletooth uncle, who looks exactly like a jack-o-lantern.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
4 TIPS ON DEALING WITH UNMANAGEABLE TEENAGERS 1. If you have an eighteen year old that you think should get out on their own, give […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
It wasn’t until I was ten years old when I found that I was a premature baby, born in seven months. I didn’t think it […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How will God deal with people who believe in the laughable theory of evolution instead of creation and the teachings of the bible, on Judgment Day?
If God has a sense of humor similar to mine, the evolutionist will be standing in a large dark enclosed room. And God in his […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What are some possible headlines from major newspapers, the day after the rapture?
1. NEW YORK TIMES “City in disarray as 17% of the population disappear”. 2. CHICAGO TRIBUNE “Nearly 20% of the people are missing”. 3. LOS […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The Tyrannosaurus Rex was the one of the most fearsome carnivores of all time. It stood about 18 feet high and weighed 7 tons. For […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I finally dumped this lady I was dating because of her irritating habit of never letting me change the channels or adjust the volume on […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you adopt a child, and later find out that the he or she is a disrespectful boneheaded loser, should you be able to return the child and get a full refund?
COMMENTATRY: As I understand, many adoption agencies will allow you to return some of these brats with a full refund, but most will charge you […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you accept an all expense paid vacation to Vermont in the fall to see it’s legendary beautiful foliage, if everyday you were there you had to eat a bowlful of crisp colorful leaves?
COMMENTARY: I probably would if they were covered with some of their maple syrup. (It can’t be any worst that my ex-wife’s cooking).
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 5 of 5) On my return flight from Washington, D.C., I wound up sitting next to the biggest woman […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think we should do about inmates that “may” be wrongfully convicted?
COMMENTARY: To avoid corrupting good decent people, I think the most fair and reasonable thing to do is to divide the prisons in half. One […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 4 of 5) When speaking to a male flight attendant enroute to Washington, D.C., I told him that a […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If your house caught on fire in the middle of the night, and you had only thirty seconds to get out, what would you take?
COMMENTARY: If it was when I was still married, I probably would have taken a pen and paper, so I could make a list of […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 3 of 5) My flight to the nation’s capital is one I won’t forget any time soon. I flew […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 3 of 5) My flight to the nation’s capital is one I won’t forget any time soon. I flew […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 2 of 5) I noticed something was really rattling as the plane backed out of the terminal at Dulles […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Why is the often visited building in Washington, D.C. called the “Air and Space Museum” since in actuality, they really have a variety of things inside?
COMMENTARY: It’s just another clear example of the federal government trying to mislead the public.
Wacky Weekend Questions – Between Blacks, Latinos and Asians, who can strip a car the fastest?
COMMENTARY: The results should be pretty close, but we know whites can repossess them the fastest. Those greedy ruthless #*%*&#*!!!!!
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 1 of 5) After performing some comedy downtown, my friend Don took me to see the Washington Monument. As […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have gotten so terrible with managing money, that last week, I actually bounced some Wheat Chex. What the…
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think marriage certificates should have warning labels?
COMMENTARY: They certainly should! They have them on cigarettes! And both cancer and marriage can be a slow torturous death.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Due to the diagnosis from my recent visit to the hospital, I am filing a malpractice lawsuit. The doctor alleges that I have major problems […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think the appropriate penalty should be for people who get caught entering the United States illegally?
COMMENTARY: Considering the current sad state of this country, probably the worst punishment would be to force them to stay here.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Jellyfish are free-swimming members of the phylum Cnidaria. They have several different morphologies that represent several different cnidarian classes and are found in every ocean, […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Should we lower the legal age for drinking from 21 to 6?
COMMENTARY: Absolutely we should! With all the DUI’s across the nation, something drastic has to be done. I think we should be able to train […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey, Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her And admitted that it […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you had the power to invoke capital punishment other than for premeditated murder, what would it be?
COMMENTARY: For me, it would be for people that drive for miles with their turn signals on, and don’t turn. I can’t count the times […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After feeling a little mischievous during a weekend stay in San Francisco, I went to the grocery store and bought two dozen eggs. I then […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you be willing to work every other year for free over the next 10 years, if it meant it would get the United States out of debt?
COMMENTARY: If that’s what it takes, I’d rather be a communist.
Wacky Weekend Questions – How much whiskey would you have to drink before you’d consider remarrying a former spouse?
COMMENTARY: For me, it would have to be enough to fill at least three of the five Great Lakes?
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine who told me that he was sleeping almost 14 hours a day. When I told him that sleeping excessively […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – On a blind date, how do you determine if you want to see them a second time?
COMMENTARY: What I have been doing is making them fill out a dating/relationship questionnaire, and I would be able to tell by their responses if […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Microwave ovens are in most households in the United States, and is considered a necessay kitchen appliance. A little know fact is – a very […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Niagara Falls used to be one of the most popular places in America to go on a honeymoon. When I went there I saw why. […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – In reference to the recent earthquake in Washington, D.C., do you think it was a simple case of the earth shifting, or was it God telling the politicians out there to GET IT TOGETHER?!?!
COMMENTARY: I think if God threw a couple of lightning bolts hitting the Capital Building, that would be a nice touch too.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I remember when I was around 8 or 9 years old, my siblings and I were talking about what we wanted to be when we […]