There are certain moments in my past that I’ll never forget. One certain day that is permanently etched in my mind is from 1992. I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My life must be really boring. Last week some guy stole my identity. Yesterday he gave it back, with a sympathy card. (This […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that allowed the federal government to punish people that burned the U.S. flag, by either automatically sending them to jail for six months, or to set their hair on fire?
COMMENTARY: How about a third option. Tattoo a picture of the flag on their forehead, and then deport them to a country that hates Americans.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
What is a Pastor? If the pastor is young, he lacks experience. If his hair is gray, he’s getting too old for the young people. […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Suppose your seven or eight year old always did their chores around the house (suggesting a stong work ethic), if they could bring in a six figure income, would you send them to a foreign country to work in a sweat shop?
COMMENTARY: Obviously this would include weekends off and paid holidays.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I was in the second grade, I actually convinced my father that all the F’s on my report card stood for “Fantastic”. Later that […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Will there be an in flight movie during the rapture?
COMMENTARY: If it is, it will undoubtedly be rated G for General Audiences… or would the G be for Godly Audiences? Either way, as long […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Last week, a cop actually issued me a $350.00 ticket for “failure to yield”, while I was playing “Red light/Green Light” with some young kids. […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Should children be used as pawns during a bitter break up?
COMMENTARY: My position is a resounding yes! Kids are great weapons! What other reason would you want to have these little ingrates? I can’t count […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My ungrateful mother is again mad at me regarding Mother’s Day. I don’t get it. I mailed her a nice gift (C.O.D.) and then I […]
Wacky Weekend Question – Is hell a humid hot or dry hot?
COMMENTARY: I think either way, people who end up there that takes personal hygiene serious, will probably be able to bathe as often as they […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Why was Osama bin Laden cleaned before the Navy tossed him in the ocean?
COMMENTARY: If I was on that aircraft carrier, and was ordered by my superiors to clean him, I would have also shampooed his hair and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
While I was trying to sleep at a remote campsite in Yosemite National Park when camping with a friend, a couple in the tent a […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If a suspect is finally apprehended after a high speed chase that exceeds more than 120 mph (even in school zones), should a judge give him or her a reduced sentenced if they properly used their turn signals when changing lanes while running from the law?
COMMENTARY: I think consideration should be given to would-be bank robbers, drug dealers, etc., that have enough integrity to follow the rules of the road […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine who has always been curious about the religions of the world, asked me what were the main differences between Christianity and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
“There was an old woman who lived in a shoe; She had so many children she didn’t know what to do”. (If this is accurate, […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – The Wizard of Oz is one of the most beloved musicals of all time. How many munchkins do you think it would take to feed an average size family of cannibals?
COMMENTARY: I guess it would depend if it includes a salad or not.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Last week I decided to become more active in my church, so I joined the choir. Unfortunately, I’m completely tone deaf. During the rehearsal I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that would temporarily allow people that are struggling financially, to rob any of their neighbors with no consequences, until the economy turns around?
COMMENTARY: People’s home being regularly burglarized could actually stimulate the economy, since they would have to often replaced the items that are constantly being removed. […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Prior to the early 1970’s, teachers were allowed to initiate corporal punishment on students with rulers and paddles. If it improved a child’s learning skills and maintained order in school, would you consider reinstating this option to teachers, accept now allowing them to use blackjacks and brass knuckles?
COMMENTARY: As long as they had a school nurse, I have no objections.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A Christian friend of mine said he converted to Christianity after he had a chilling near-death experience. He told me that after his heart stopped […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I’ve always wanted some reference books at home, so when I got a call one afternoon from a company, I decided to buy a volume. […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What exactly is “legally dead?”
COMMENTARY: Can a person be “illegally dead?” And, if you kill someone while you’re “illegally dead”, can you be sentenced to “life?” This is confusing.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
On one of the rare times I used public transportation, I overheard an interesting comment by a passenger sitting in front of me. He stated […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you owned a large corporation, and found out that the newest executive was a childhood bully that terrorized the neighborhood (including you) would you: (A) Let go of the past and only consider their job performance. (B) Move them from their executive suite to the janitor’s closet. Or (C) Promptly give them a pay raise, encouraging them to buy a new home, car, etc. And after they make the purchases, reduce their salary by 80%.
COMMENTARY: I wouldn’t probably do any of the three. If it was in a tall enough building (preferably a skyscraper of at least 50 stories) […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A close friend of mine asked me to go with him to meet with a group of his friends, because they were all really into […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that would subject any elected official to 40 lashes if they flip-flopped on any major issues?
COMMENTARY: I would absolutely support this law… as long at it’s only applied to the “other” party.
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you have any close friends or relatives that you’ve known most of your life, that you secretly wish to see rotting in prison?
COMMENTARY: It would probably be best if I didn’t list all those names, because if I did, I wouldn’t ever get invited to any family […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I walked into a beautiful cathedral in Italy near the Vatican while taking a tour in Rome. Service was being held at the time, and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Through the Freedom of Information Act, I obtained an alleged UFO abduction that the government was never able to fully explain. The following is an […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you feel you would be dishonoring a loved one if you buried them in the newly created casket for $159.95 made by Tupperware?
COMMENTARY: Only if they weren’t dead yet.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The name of the classic novel, “The Wizard of Oz” written by author and journalist Frank L. Baum, was not his first choice, but his […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What exactly is political science?
COMMENTARY: I used to think it would involve a congressman or senator in a laboratory mixing chemicals trying to find a cure for something. After […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Should child support agencies from each state be allowed to waterboard deadbeat dads?
COMMENTARY: Deadbeat dads that work for the CIA would be excluded.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Little Boy Blue come blow your horn, The sheep’s in the meadow the cow’s in the corn. But where’s the boy who looks after […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I can still remember having an interesting conversation with an astronomer at Palomar Observatory in San Diego County, California. He stated that he graduated near […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the longest you ever went wearing the same pair of underwear, without taking them off?
COMMENTARY: I think I was around 22 when I wore the same pair for almost 6 months. I called the Guinness Book of World Records, and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
As exciting as college basketball is, very few people know the true history about the playoffs. When tournament play initially began for the NCAA in […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Women, what was your instrument of choice, when you busted out an ex’s windshield?
COMMENTARY: Conservatively speaking, I’m guessing 95% of you have done it. (Especiallly if you ever dated a moron that’s similar to me).
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was hungry yesterday, so I went to Subway to get something to eat. After looking at the large variety of meats and other toppings, […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Comparatively speaking, most Americans bathe daily, as opposed to the Europeans, weekly. Do you think think this is just a cultural difference, or does the thought of embracing their standards of hygiene make you wanna gag?
COMMENTARY: I heard that the average European’s sense of smell, isn’t as keen as the average American’s. That would explain a lot.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
On St. Patrick’s Day a few years ago, to my surprise I awoke to see a leprechaun sitting on the end of my bed. He […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you won the lottery today and became an instant multi-millionaire, what steps would you be willing to take to hide it from your freeloading relatives and or in-laws? If you were married, would you consider having your spouse bumped off?
COMMENTARY: As far as my relatives, I’d hire an armed guard, with “shoot to kill” instructions, at anybody that appeared to resemble me. However, I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What is or was your favorite thing to do to irritate a present or former mate?
COMMENTARY: When I wanted to really irritate my ex, I would start singing some old negro spirituals. We could be in the car, in the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Cryogenics is the study of matter at temperatures much colder than those that occur naturally on earth. In the cryogenic temperature range, air becomes a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I was ten years old, my father gave me a long-winded speech regarding his work ethics. A week later, I got a paper route […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If a person’s friends, relatives and co-workers were unanimous that he or she is a complete idiot, would you support a law that would forcibly sterilize them to insure the supression of their genetic stupidity?
COMMENTARY: I don’t care if a law similar to this is ever put on the books. I already have a son, so they’ll have to (reluctantly) overlook […]