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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats’ $3 trillion proposal for yet another coronavirus relief bill includes measures that would…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sixteen former Watergate prosecutors have notified Emmet Sullivan, a judge for the U.S. District…

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ANOTHER LONELY ROAD

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now trying to get a law passed that will make it…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., was booted from the progressive union-backed Working…

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SOCIAL DISTANCING

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump abruptly ended his Rose Garden news conference on after a round of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Worcester, England – Greedy seagulls that are plaguing a city have been blamed for devouring dozens of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador said his government would send a diplomatic…

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… until the cows come home.

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News’ Chuck Todd aired a deceptively edited clip of Attorney…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Critics aren’t thrilled with Netflix’s recently released documentary about Michelle Obama, titled “Becoming.”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, sequestered in his Delaware home with in-person campaign…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I work in the deli department of a grocery store and have been struggling lately. With everything that…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Even though it doesn’t say it in the bible in the first chapter of Genesis on the sixth day when…

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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!!

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Dear Blake, I am about to propose to my girlfriend. I was told that the rule of thumb in buying…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Matthew 10:35-37 records one of the interactions between Jesus and the disciples James and John. 35 Then James and John,…

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