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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan and Councilmembers Alex Pedersen and Debora Juarez have had offensive…

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A CRUISIN’ KILLER

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump signed four executive orders aimed at lowering the cost of prescription…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – Antifa militant and convicted pedophile Blake David Hampe was arrested following his alleged stabbing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Prosecutors charged three men in Chicago with federal gun crimes — the first charges…

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STREETS OF WATER

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My neighbor’s dog just died. She was very close to it, so close she decided to have a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I remember when my son was about seven years old, he made me very angry. I came home from work…

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God, thank you for the assurance that you will never leave us or forsake us.

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Dear Blake, My granddaughter-to-be is an absolute doll. She’s perfect for my grandson, and I think they were meant for…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

During the devastating events that will be happening as described in the 8th chapter in the Book of Revelation, I…

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THE OLD WEST

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Hundreds of protesters demonstrated outside the home of Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot to demand…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The Breakfast Club” radio host Charlamagne Tha God blasted former Vice…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot defended a series of insulting text messages sent to the…

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AN ELECTRIC BREEZE

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden’s campaign has clarified a statement from the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump announced he will send a “surge” of federal agents to Chicago…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – Alyssa Milano condemned the use of federal agents against protesters in Portland, Ore., in…

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Leo  ~  July 23 – August 22Symbol: LionElement: FireSign Ruler: SunLucky Colors: Red, Gold, YellowLucky Number: 19

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